Since this is all Mancrushfordshire (and not for real)...since these guys are straight...Brad Pitt can fluff me before I fuck Beckham. And Will Smith can fuck Brad Pitt. And I can watch Brad's facial expressions while he is getting pleasured with some black cock.
Actually before I fuck Beckham...I wanna fuck Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Michael C. Hall first. After all since it is my Mancrushfordshire, those are the player's rules. | 
