 hey, this should be good for a laugh
A man forgets his wife's birthday. She is furious. she tells him that unless she wakes up in the morning and there is something in the driveway that can go to from 0 to 250 in less that six seconds, he's a dead man.
Sure enough, the wife wakes up the next morning and there is a little package sitting in the driveway. curious, she puts on a robe and goes outside and gets it. she brings it inside, unwraps it, and inside is a new bathroom scale. | 
good one
