Ever had someone/a friend complain about your bulge?

my ex didnt like it when i would wear stuff that showed off my pkg in public, but encouraged it around the house...

the worst tho was when my boss brought up my bulge in a staff meeting, specifically when she that casual friday didn't mean no underpants and shot me the look of death. however after the meeting i did get a number from a new coworker ;)

A friend of mine shot a short film last year that he asked me to co-star in. I'm not really an actor, but he wanted me for the part and it was a funny script and the cast/crew were mostly good friends of mine, so I jumped at the chance.

We had a scene where my friend J was sitting. He was in close up, and my blocking had me walking into frame and standing next to him. And he had to awkwardly look up at me before saying his next line.

We wound up having to do several takes because the lighting was fucked up, and the comedy of him winding up with his face basically in my junk wasn't lost on us. Anyway, once the director told us the lighting was sorted and we where ready to roll I asked the DP if my package looked okay because I have a reputation to protect. To which J grumbled, "{hotbtminla}, the last thing you need to worry about is the reputation of your package."

Everybody burst into laughter, adding shit like, "Your reputation proceeds you," etc. I was actually a little embarrassed.

Awesome!

In a bar in Singapore sitting outside on the pavement table. Most ex-pat males wear short) cargo pants here .The Waitress kept making comments to her Filipina co-waitresses, but I think(hope) they were not complaining!

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bulges?

I was once trying on some jeans while out with a girlfriend. When I came out to show her how they looked, she said "I don't like them." When I asked why she said "I can see your penis." I just started laughing and went back in the dressing room.

Back a few years I would help part time in the bookstore of a friend. I wore what I put on in the morning, completely random. My friend looked at me one day and shook his head "dear, I don't know how you do it. It doesn't matter what you wear loose or tight, one day you show nothing and the next ohmygaawdd" I just blamed it on the phase of the moon or the tides. One slow sunday he got me in the backroom and sucked it to death. Expertly! cornetto

great pics lorne, a picture says a thousand words

where can i buy this short film?? ;D

Talk about embarrassing....I remember when I was about 13, I was going swimming and had on some swim shorts, I heard my mother ask my daddy did I not need a jockstrap on or something because I showed too much. He said "just leave him alone its ok".

When I was a couple of years older, I had on some 501s and my mother looked at me and my crotch and said "can't you do something with that?" I replied "What?". No answer. She said something to my daddy and he said "just leave him alone, he's fine".

My daddy used to come up to me and flip me on my dick through my clothes especially when it was really showing.

One time he walked in on me in the bathroom while I was getting ready to take a shower and I had a hardon. He saw me, turned around and left. I heard him tell my mother, and that it was huge and then something unintelligable and she said "Are you jealous?". He said "no, I am proud for him".

As far as strangers are concerned there have been several incidences.

One time I was in a bar in Chattanooga, Tn, and this guy came up to me and said to me, I see that you obviously have a big dick. I am from New Orleans and am a member of a club for men who have big dicks. (I can not remember the name of it) You could easily be a member." I asked him a few questions about it and then he just pulled his dick out and showed it to me. In a crowded straight bar at that. It was big but ugly.

One time I was at 6 Flags in Atlanta and I was wearing shorts. This man saw me and grabbed his wife and brought her over to look. I heard him tell her look at that and I heard her say OMG. I must have been really showing that day for several people obviously stared. My friends I was with started getting mad about it too.

I have a few more stories but enough for now.

i've never had anyone compliment or say anything but every once and a while when i put on certain jeans, pants or shorts, the bulge makes an appearance for the public... i know in college when my buds and i tried to hit on girls during our lectures, we would make for sure to wear sweat pants comando or shorts that how some bulge... weird i know, but we were college guys, and it usually worked! haha. i work at a gym now so i'm usually wearing sweat pants or shorts and it's always fun to play the stare game and catch everyone who is staring...

... I'd be staring...

I went through a stage where I was always wearing tight rock-style jeans. Obviously this showed off the bulge big time and a female friend of mine used to get embarrassed and laugh all the time whenever we were out together. One night in the pub we were getting drunk and she started to talk about my package, next thing I know she's rubbing my crotch and dropping serious hints about getting jiggy! Anyway, I ended up getting the ole fella out and she was giving me a hand job under the table in the pub. Nobody could see my meat hanging out under the table so it was discreet but I loved the look on her face as her little hands were trying to get to grips with it - her eyes were on stalks, and she kept saying "oh my god!" and swallowing nervously alot !!

And no, I didn't bang her in the end - figured the freindship was more important and besides, she said she'd have trouble accomodating it.

Did you just say getting jiggy?

He did, fo' shizzle.