Ever had someone/a friend complain about your bulge?

kadtxgrl · 03-25-2008

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Originally Posted by midlifebear

In the late 1960's and through the 1970's tight jeans were "the style." I had 28" waist from 1968 through 1973 and ALL pants were too small in the crotch and legs for me to be comfortable, although the waist size was just fine. Eventually I bought 34" waist 501 Levis and then cinched them around me to fit my skinny torso. This did little to compliment my ass, but at least there was room for my tool to be comfortable. I still filled them out an attracted plenty of attention. Late one evening I stopped at an all night supermarket after work (I tended bar) and two guys followed me everywhere I went. After I went through the checkout counter and paid for my stuff, they stopped me outside the door of the store and identified them as store detectives. They insisted I had been shop lifting and dragged me back to the store manager's office. I refused to undo my pants, insisting that I had not done anything wrong. When two city policemen finally arrived to arrest me I was advised that if I didn't undo my pants and take out what I had stuffed down them they would make me do it once they arrested me and took me to jail. I was a haughty confrontational young queen in those days and told them to "Fuck off." I was handcuffed and roughly escorted to the local precinct.

During processing, imagine my irritation and pleasure when the guys who strip searched me realized everyone's mistake. And after all this crap was over the assholes would not drive me back to where my car was in the parked in the supermarket's parking lot.

I now wear a 34" wast pant and am quite happy to only wear baggy cargo pants or cargo shorts.

Mid-life bear, that is awful. Did you get any compensation from the store?

I had something like that happend to me once. (17 years ago) I was shopping in a department store at the mall and some young store worker thought they saw me put something in my purse. Nobody said anything to me.....they let me leave the store. I was at the other side of the mall when security came and found me and asked me to come with them. And took me back to the department store. I had no clue what they wanted but I went with them. I had never had anything like this happen to me.....I had no clue that they thought I had stole something. I remember my mind wondering.....could something have fallen into my purse or is there a family emergency (this was before cell phones.......and my husband knew where I was that day) Anyways they get me back to a room and they start yelling at me.....and some young girl says yes that I am the one that she saw put something in my purse. I am stunned.....I think I like put a kleenex in my purse after blowing my nose.....while looking at perfume. I let them look through my purse. They were very embarrassed. I was angry. I can't imagine how I would feel if what happened to you happened to me.

thereisalight · 03-25-2008

In the past (and in dept stores), loss prevention employees who made a 'bad stop' (nothing was shoplifted) were either fired or severely punished. Don't know how grocery stores work.

lorne · 03-26-2008

I was hanging out with a friend at a coffee shop and shes a gesture pat talker( she puts her hand on your shoulder or thigh when she gets excited) and I was about to take a sip of coffee when she sparked up and tapped my leg/cock and I just about spilled. She laughed and said she was sorry for scaring me but she didn't hit me that hard. I laughed and said no but you just touched my dick. She turned bright red and yelled aloud "I did not! it's no wher near there" as she squeezed my leg trying to tickle/hurt me in retaliation and than she realized she was squeezed my junk. She started to giggle and squeal and say how she was so sorry and didnt mean to and she didnt kno. She was practically hyperventilating she was talking so quick and covering her mouth with her hand. I said its ok just be warned for the future. Than she calmed down and just stared into her lap and sighed saying she was so embarrassed. i told her not to she didn't know. She laughed and said how was she supposed to know I had a massive penis. Really loud, the people in the table next looked stunned, she only muttered on god I'm making it worse and keep starring at it. I laughed and said I could cover it if shed like, but she sighed and said no I still know its there. So when ever she tries to embarass me about anything I bring up that story and she always complains if only I had a regular sized penis we wouldn't have had that mess. She says I need to contain my self better so it doesn't happen to other people.

sdg475 · 03-26-2008

I've always found it a bit awkward when a friend or acquaintance comments on my bulge. It generally isn't random, most of the occurences that stand out in my mind stem from being on the subject of different fits of pants. Recently, I woke up with morning wood and my roommate commented "Jesus, someone's having a good morning!"

Stares are pretty common, especially when at the gym or wearing athletic shorts (6" and pretty thick soft, and i've got a set of balls so it makes it worse).

bulgingspeedo · 03-26-2008

i always get smiles and compliments when showing my bulge. I show alot, plus don't wear underwear. Guys and gals always stare and smile. Good for the original poster for telling that woman in the mall to do something about her boobs.

catman · 03-26-2008

I trhink there is a def 'double standard'.

I once made the mistake of going into the office on a saturday, wearing an old pair of shorts and boxers. The shorts were old and 'floppy" and hid *nothing* to the eye (but great for doing housework, etc.

Came around a corner (damned cubes) and walked into a coworker who was sitting eyelevel doing some work. I think I could have had on a KKK tshirt and he would not have seen it.

Several days later I over heard the 'it was....so big....' whispering.

new rule, only prof clothes at work.

Draconis71 · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by lorne

I was hanging out with a friend at a coffee shop and shes a gesture pat talker( she puts her hand on your shoulder or thigh when she gets excited) and I was about to take a sip of coffee when she sparked up and tapped my leg/cock and I just about spilled. She laughed and said she was sorry for scaring me but she didn't hit me that hard. I laughed and said no but you just touched my dick. She turned bright red and yelled aloud "I did not! it's no wher near there" as she squeezed my leg trying to tickle/hurt me in retaliation and than she realized she was squeezed my junk. She started to giggle and squeal and say how she was so sorry and didnt mean to and she didnt kno. She was practically hyperventilating she was talking so quick and covering her mouth with her hand. I said its ok just be warned for the future. Than she calmed down and just stared into her lap and sighed saying she was so embarrassed. i told her not to she didn't know. She laughed and said how was she supposed to know I had a massive penis. Really loud, the people in the table next looked stunned, she only muttered on god I'm making it worse and keep starring at it. I laughed and said I could cover it if shed like, but she sighed and said no I still know its there. So when ever she tries to embarass me about anything I bring up that story and she always complains if only I had a regular sized penis we wouldn't have had that mess. She says I need to contain my self better so it doesn't happen to other people.

Hell, had a similar situation at a bar a few years back. She'd given me a decent thwack on the "leg", thinking she was clear of the tackle.
I know they were about 30 or so years older than me, but, damnit, I SHOULD have taken advantage.... (but, damnit, I was interested in one or two of their daughters)

Draconis71 · 03-26-2008

Another situaton on the bus. Couple "kids" I'd guess anywhere between 17-24 or so. One points, whispers, and giggles to her friend.
The friend then starts up fairly vocally how "gross, disgusting, that someone would be stuffing pants"
She wasn't in much more than her swimsuit on the way to the beach. (hell, I was heading there myself)
Anyways, her body was telling the truth, even tho she was lying herself.
She'd become aroused (nipples started poking out, and when she and her friend got off the bus, there was a wet patch where she was sitting.) The nipples thing got me a tad worked up, and she probably had the show of her life. (Probably a bitch to get out of what they were using for upholstery with what she left.)

220483 · 03-26-2008

during SUMMER, at the beach I always wear thigh white shorts [seethrough when wet!]... and IT does bulge... and so WHAT? show it if you got it! ;)

bulgingspeedo · 03-26-2008

amen-- show it if your got it and proudly

pronatalist · 03-26-2008

My penis is a bit big that it bulges a little, and I wear boxers with of course let it hang, to work and everywhere, but it doesn't bulge enough to get comments.

But it easily could be a bit visible, at times, as it's too big to just lie flat in my crotch, but inclines to the right down my leg a little.

I always dress more casual for work, when appropriate or permitted.

powerthroat · 03-26-2008

I don't have a big dick...one of those who admires them. But what I have found is the opposite: some dude with a massive bulge in public, and I look at it, and no, I don't just drop everything and stare...but I look. And he gives me a dirty look, like I'm not supposed to look below his neck. And some of these are situations where he was wearing something that definitely showed it off...tight jeans, loose shorts or sweats with no underwear (that makes it swing around a lot in the folds).

I guess my irritation is that if you've made effort to cover it up as best you can, perhaps you are justified when someone you don't like staring does so. But if you're wearing something that lets it show, then you gotta be prepared for people you aren't attracted to staring at it, including old ladies and gay men and jealous straight men with small dicks. You can't show it off and then pick and choose who scopes out your stuff.

Same is true for pretty girls who wear short skirts. They shouldn't be offended when some old, fat geezer is salaciously gawking at them or some church woman glares at them in hostility.

Mr. Hardcock · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by lorne

I was hanging out with a friend at a coffee shop and shes a gesture pat talker( she puts her hand on your shoulder or thigh when she gets excited) and I was about to take a sip of coffee when she sparked up and tapped my leg/cock and I just about spilled. She laughed and said she was sorry for scaring me but she didn't hit me that hard. I laughed and said no but you just touched my dick. She turned bright red and yelled aloud "I did not! it's no wher near there" as she squeezed my leg trying to tickle/hurt me in retaliation and than she realized she was squeezed my junk. She started to giggle and squeal and say how she was so sorry and didnt mean to and she didnt kno. She was practically hyperventilating she was talking so quick and covering her mouth with her hand. I said its ok just be warned for the future. Than she calmed down and just stared into her lap and sighed saying she was so embarrassed. i told her not to she didn't know. She laughed and said how was she supposed to know I had a massive penis. Really loud, the people in the table next looked stunned, she only muttered on god I'm making it worse and keep starring at it. I laughed and said I could cover it if shed like, but she sighed and said no I still know its there. So when ever she tries to embarass me about anything I bring up that story and she always complains if only I had a regular sized penis we wouldn't have had that mess. She says I need to contain my self better so it doesn't happen to other people.

Awesome story dude!

losangelestim · 03-26-2008

One of these days America is just gonna have to WAKE UP and accept big dick!

Mr.Grande · 03-26-2008

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Originally Posted by losangelestim

One of these days America is just gonna have to WAKE UP and accept big dick!

LOL!

Ever had someone/a friend complain about your bulge?

Originally Posted by midlifebear In the late 1960's and through the 1970's tight jeans were "the style." I had 28" waist from 1968 through 1973 and ALL pants were too small in the crotch and