Ranking the men of American Idol...

You mean, she might be drunker each week than this???!
YouTube - Paula Abdul - What is she smokin'???

lol, Paula Abdul is crazy

I just learned weird trivia the other day:
Abdul choreographed the cheerleading sequences from American Beauty!

Odd.

Seacrest has a small cock, and apparently is now known to wear "special" garments to enhance it.

i think paula's always high. she revealed a few weeks ago that some of the crazy stuff she says comes from simon. sometimes while the contestants are singing, or on commercial breaks, simon will whisper in her ear something really crazy to say to make her look stupid, its unfortunate that it looks like she listens cuz she says some crazy stuff.

well when is he going to lose the rest of the weight?? before or after heart disease cripples him at 45?? i don't have anything against bigger people, my mother father and sister are big but chikezie did an interview where he talked about how much he likes eating. we don't let celebs promote cigarettes or drugs so why should one permit overeating? if you're naturally big thats one thing and you can still be sexy, but if ur big because of your eating habits, you need to make some changes, that's all i was sayin. even the size aside, something about his face just makes me think of ewoks, they call people with too much forehead a fivehead, so is he a threehead since his hairline damn near reaches his eyebrows?? just horrible facial structure. now michael johns, he can roll me around in the hay anytime

in all truth he wasn't even big by any means. maybe SLIGHTLY over weight but seriously he was not fat...not big...and you are blowing it way out of the water. Maybe celeb's should promote eating instead of not eating and being too skinny

Listen, you can have your douchey opinion if you want, but it's best that you keep it to yourself. Chikieze was faaar from obese for his body type and there are plenty of skinny people in the world who are overall unhealthy for it to be a problem that he "likes to eat."

I think Paula is hung like a horse! GIddy up.....roflmao.
(No matter, I still would want to hold Seacrest firmly by the ears and plow his throat...hee hee, my bad....)

It's impossible to know a man's size just by looking at him, but as far as I'm concerned, Michael Johns is the hottest. He is so sexy, has a sweet smile, and is kind of laid back and unaffected.

Chickeze and Jason Castro do nothing for me. I can't stand Jason's hair and how all the girls scream for him.

I didn't find David Cook attractive at first, but now I think he is; he's grown on me. I only wish he'd get rid of the "just got out of bed" hair, and go with a nice short, neat cut.

David Archuleta is adorable, and will be a very handsome man.

As far as their voices go, I like David Archuleta, David Cook, Michael Johns, and Carly is my favorite lady. She can sing a ballad or rock and make anything sound good.

Michael Johns is a good looking dude, but a little old for me. The guys nearly old enough to be David Archuleta's dad, for cryin' out loud.
David Cook needs to take a serious shower!! He always looks so freakin' greasy and his hair looks like it hasn't seen shampoo in far too long.
Jason Castro....not my type of dude. Seems like a nice stoner guy.
Chickezie was cool, but not sexy at all, in my opinion.

^^I 100% doubt that David Archuleta's even seen a cooch in real life. He prolly freaked out when one of his friends showed him some porn.

It's safe to say that Chikieze was unthreatening and not sexy at all. I get a real reading on him though. Probably because he seems exactly like me and I know I'm gay.

David Cook isn't as greasy as one would think...it's just the product they put in his hair.

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i can argue about chikezie's fat ass all we want, freedom of speech ( it's just an opinion, lighten up) but PLEASE remember we're not to discuss any UNDERAGE persons IE David Archuleta. speaking about underage people could get this site in a lotta trouble, then where am i gonna get my naked pics of governor schwarzenegger??

i TOTALLY saw this too a couple weeks ago and I was so hoping that somebody somewhere would have remarked...Ryan was DEFINITELY showing some VPL...i think he's super yummy!

I'd fuck Ryan Seacrest haha

well.. i still think that jason castro might be packin somethin.

i just looked on the american idol site and his hometown is Rockwall, TX and u know what they say, "Everythings BIGGER in Texas" lol =)