Ranking the men of American Idol...

I think Jason's pubes are dreads too.

^^^UGH!!! I almost hurled from that comment.

I went looking for dreadless pics, but the only one I found was when he was still underage.

I don't find any of the guys attractive this year. Chickeze is gone thank goodness, David Cook looks like a pale light bulb with hair and i'm not feeling that extended grunting he calls singing. Micheal Johns sings in the same style as Cook does, not feeling that either, both seem to be nice guys.

For me David is the best singer.

None them are hung. Get real.

I think David Cook is a good performer except I hate the hair. The other david is just to young to be pushed in to the industry right now I wish he would have waited another year. John is ok but totally not as tight as the davids are. And I think the faces that Castro makes are cute but forgettable.

Last week there was a shot of Ryan and you could see it hanging down one side!

I don't think anyone wants Seacrest on their team, gay, straight or bi.

He's always bulging on E! "News" (if you can call it that) but I hardly hear anyone mention that.

^ "NEWS"... more like perezhilton.com in a more formal, organized presentation.

Hung-wise I suspect Michael has got it going on in a, uh, big way. Couple friends of mine work in wardrobe and have indicated as much as well. Cook does all right. The rest appear to be average.

What do your friends say about last year's group?? I was mesmerized all season by Blake's bulge.

Michael Johns and David Cook are hot. Love to see some of that.

RANK?? this should be easy

david cook- needs to let go of his hairline
david archuleta-scary pageant-child robot
castro-always looks high and indifferent. looks like an ugly girl
the other david- fairly cute, he could get it
chikezie-could use a few passes to the gym. to me his stage presence was bogged down by looking like a big bear lumbering around. looks like randy jackson's little brother

am i forgettin anybody??
DAVID HERNANDEZ!!!- great body but his face resembles an ant i set on fire when i was a kid (boys will be boys) he had virtually no mouth, no lips

is that everybody?? i think so

I miss Blake's bulge. I'd say he was the best endowed ever. (Well, second only to Paula, who continues to look more and more like a pre-op tranny.)

Has anyone else noticed that as each week goes by Paula has more and more difficulty stringing a sentence together particularly with the speed she tries to speak.

Don't know whether he's hung or not but Michael has the sexappeal vote.

First of all were ranking size and sexappeal, not talent...

Second of all did you not realize that Chikieze lost at least fifteen to twenty pounds from the audition to Hollywood week? I think you need to give him a little credit.

However, it is your opinion and you're entitled to it. He just worked really hard to get to where he was on the show.

I only think Michael Johns is attractive. Cute butt, too.

I hope he's hung. But... I could see him being average.

Michael Johns needs to do a calendar ASAP.