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How to speak South Essex!! alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave

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Old 03-13-2008   #1 (permalink)
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do YOU do Essex?


How to speak South Essex!!
alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item amant - Quantity; sum total ('Thez a yuge amant of mud in Saffend') assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness, disability etc awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or more likely lost ('That awss ya tipped cost me a fiver t'day') branna - More brown than on a previous occasion ('Ere, Trace, ya look branna today, ave you been on sunbed?')
cort a panda - A rather large hamburger Dan in the maff - Unhappy ('Wossmatta, Trace, ya look a bit Dan in the maff') eye-eels - Women's shoes Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired(Trace: 'Oi, Darren, I fink the motah needs at go in the garrij cos it aint working proper') Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island lafarjik - Lacking in energy ('I feel all lafarjik') OI OI! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport


reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by a lover ('I couldn't elp it, I wuz on the reband from Craig') Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest pleasure pier in the world. The place where the characters from TV's, popular soap opera, Eastenders go on holiday tan - The city of London, the big smoke webbats - Querying the location something or someone is. ('Webbats is me dole card Trace? I've gotta sign on in arf hour') wonnid - 1. Desired, needed. 2. Wanted by the police zaggerate - To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. ('I told ya a fazzand times already')

 
Old 03-13-2008   #2 (permalink)
Deve1opment is offline

Brilliant - thanks pet!

Here's a few phrases from "Larn Yersel Geordie" just to get you started:

Geordie: Ah wes pelatick.
English: I enjoyed myself.


Geordie: Ah scoredwithabord.
English: I made the acquaintance of a young woman.

Geordie: Howay doon to the Chinese, pet.
English: Would you care to dine with me?

Geordie: Mindshesweelstacked.
English: What a stunning figure that young lady has.

Geordie: Ootside! Yeandme!
English: Let us settle this matter in a civilised manner. Man to man like gentlemen.

Geordie: Gissies tetties and bagies.
English: I wish to order pork, potatoes and a little turnip, please.

Geordie: Worbairn's hacky mucky.
English: The baby needs a wash.
[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NEV%7E1.DAR/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]
... and a link to the latest version of Windows (Geordie version)

Brevcom Community Forum :: View topic - Larn Yersel' Geordie

well who can we laugh at if not ourselves?? lol
 
Old 03-13-2008   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha oh these are brilliant!

thankyou!! is there a book of these because seriously ill buy it....

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Originally Posted by Deve1opment View Post
Brilliant - thanks pet!

Here's a few phrases from "Larn Yersel Geordie" just to get you started:

Geordie: Ah wes pelatick.
English: I enjoyed myself.


Geordie: Ah scoredwithabord.
English: I made the acquaintance of a young woman.

Geordie: Howay doon to the Chinese, pet.
English: Would you care to dine with me?

Geordie: Mindshesweelstacked.
English: What a stunning figure that young lady has.

Geordie: Ootside! Yeandme!
English: Let us settle this matter in a civilised manner. Man to man like gentlemen.

Geordie: Gissies tetties and bagies.
English: I wish to order pork, potatoes and a little turnip, please.

Geordie: Worbairn's hacky mucky.
English: The baby needs a wash.
[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/NEV%7E1.DAR/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]
... and a link to the latest version of Windows (Geordie version)

Brevcom Community Forum :: View topic - Larn Yersel' Geordie

well who can we laugh at if not ourselves?? lol
 
Old 03-13-2008   #4 (permalink)
Deve1opment is offline

larn yersel geordie - Google Search

see the book by Scott Dobson - hilarious!!
Dev
 
Old 03-13-2008   #5 (permalink)
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i hereby swear to buy that book. i do love wah geordie lads!

did you ever see these:
YouTube - shooting stars-geordie jumpers
YouTube - Shooting Stars: Geordie Jeans

?
 
Old 03-13-2008   #6 (permalink)
Deve1opment is offline

ah but Bob and Vic are not geordies!!

they're smoggies (from Teesside).
 
Old 03-13-2008   #7 (permalink)
xLx
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ach, so they've nah reet tae be lampoonin' wah geordie hettige?!

i've gone off them now. mind you, i'm not technically from essex so i really shouldn't have posted that.....oh well it's not ganna arfend no-one izzit?
 
Old 03-13-2008   #8 (permalink)
Deve1opment is offline

it'll be reet!
 
Old 05-13-2008   #9 (permalink)
Geordie182 is offline

Most of what you posted isn't actually spoken
 

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