Big Flashy Car = Small Penis

Myth: Guys that drive big, flashy, raised, lowered, customized, and/or obnoxious cars, trucks, and SUV's are compensating for their diminutive members.

Do you guys think there is anything to this myth?

Now, I know there are exceptions to this rule, and I'm not looking for these exceptions. Please don't post "I drive a raised Escalade with 42" rims and I'm, 9.5X7"

I know three guys that fit this description. Of all my friends, they have the smallest penises and the flashiest cars. and, for comparison sake, my three x boyfriends were as follows.

Guy had an 8x6 and drove a Geo Metro
Derek had a 7.5x5.5 and drove a stock, beat-up Cherokee
David had a 8.5x6 and drove an old Civic
I have a 7.5x5 and drive a 10 year old Olds

So in my limited experience, the myth holds true.

Hmm...maybe thats the reason for my urge to drive big, flashy cars/trucks...

Here's my truck in Texas: http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6387/truck1av9.jpg

The tag reads "Peewee", thats been my nickname for at least 25 years.


I also have a Honda Goldwing and a Honda Valkyrie...not exactly the smallest of bikes for a 5'7" gal...


Must be because I aint got no dick! LOL

Cheers,
Kowgirl aka Peewee

lol. I never thought about it like that, but you may have a point.

I don't think that it's "compensation" per se. Guys need hobbies, and well-hung guys may well be tempted to find a certain hobby that doesn't involve their car. ;)


More seriously, I'd say that we all have our passions in this world -- mine include my teaching, my music, and my involvement in the political process. Some passions require innate traits like talent or self-confidence, and some passions just require external traits like spending money.

I'd say that if a guy's passions only involve external traits, that's probably a sign that there's something wrong with his self-esteem. Not necessarily his penis size, although that might be a factor in his self-esteem issues.

On the other hand, I see nothing wrong with a guy whose passions involve a balance between internal and external traits: like the actor who collects baseball memorabilia, or the peace activist who wears expensive clothes.

Long story short (too late!), if a guy's invested a lot in his car, find out what else he's interested in besides the car before making any judgements.

Why else would they waste so much money on stupid, ugly, impractical vehicles?

Interesting theory.

I have always like the practical, functional vehicles. "Family" vehicles actually. Station wagons, SUVs, or vans. All your stuff or people, all inside, fold down the seats for big stuff.

I could care less if people think my vehicle isn't the coolest. So what? I didn't buy it for them, I bought it for me.

Generally speaking no; but there was this one guy. He was truly the worst lover I have ever had. It wasn't just his small dick (5x4.5) but his inability to do anything pleasurable with it. Anyway, he drove a black Hummer: H3. That was even more of a turn off to me than his bad personality and lousy lovemaking skills.

i have to agree with that. Small guys need something more flashy indeed.

NIC160 would have a lot to say about this. I buy it to an extent. That is, until the day I decide I can actually afford that Maserati

That explains why Scwarzenegger has a fleet of Hummers...

I've got a 1995 Jeep Wrangler (white), 1995 Dodge Ram 4 x 4 diesel (black, inherited when my father died), and a 1962 Lincoln Continental convertible (white, tan/cream leather interior). I only drive my cars when I'm in the USA, which is almost never. Otherwise I take the Metro or el Subte, collectivos, autobuses, and lots of taxis.

When I am in the USA, I prefer to drive the 62 Lincoln. It actually gets better mileage than the pickup or my Wrangle (20 mpg) even though it has a four-barrel carburetor. It's more of a "reliving the golden years of auto engineering" than a penis replacement.

Sometimes I think maybe I should treat myself to a new Jaguar or something equally exotic. But I'd only drive it a few weeks each year. Why bother? But guys my age dashing about in Corvettes or specialized roadsters, I don't know. I think they've got more problems than possibly a small dick. There is an oil crisis happening, in case no one has noticed.

As for my dick, it's clown-sized and more than matches giant clown shoes.

I am 6.5 x 5 and drive a 2007 Toyota Tacoma Sport Crew Cab. You tell me if I am compensating.

My car shit the bed two weeks ago and I've been doing a lot of posting on here inbetween shopping for a new one. So while I currently firmly believe in the myth (going around on foot gives you an even bigger dick than driving a crappy car) ask me again two weeks from now, where I will tell you that it's all a crock from the open window of my shiny new ride.

2000 Ford Ranger XLT, proof that big things come in small packages, lol!

Although I haven't a clue about the size of their dicks, most of my friends have flash cars but I think that is due to their reasonable wealth and passion for cars.

I also drive a flashy car and I've got a big cock, so the myth isn't true in my case. I'd rather own a car that is a pleasure to drive than some boring small car.

I do understand why someone lacking certain qualities would "compensate" with a nice car, mine is quite the babe magnet!

From the January 28 issue of New Yorker magazine:

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