penis burned and scraped

Tell your master he needs to invest in some Botox, the wrinkles [read:crevices] aren't winning him any extra votes.

My master did undergone some transfiguration recently. He played it up in the Senate the next day for sympathy votes. With all the power the Senate gave him, he hardly needs votes anymore.

To quote my master, "The Republic is not what it once was. ... To ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire! For a safe, and secure, society!"

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is that you ..............Fozzy bear.............i told you they would never go for a Jedi Knight ,.........your too hairy for one thing and

With me losing my arms and legs, and getting mechanical I decided to replace my manhood as well. Just think "implantable vibrator". Not just one, but a whole toy chest of 'em. Different sizes and shapes. Some firm, others supple. But wait, there's more. Accessories too! Ticklers, plugs, and ben-wa balls. The works.

If only Padme was still here! Oh well, it's a big galaxy, and I am sure somebody with my influence at the top levels of government can find as many partners as I want.

..........mmmmmmmmm enigmatic as ever

Oh, of all the humiliating videos:

I got crabs from Darth Vader.

At least they got one part right - being good at nooky and screaming like a Wookiee.