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Can str8 men get bj's from men?

Originally Posted by HaagenDazs This is such a broken record question. And the answer is always the same. If you suck dick or get your dick sucked by a man you are NOT straight. Unless

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Old 03-03-2008   #31 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by HaagenDazs View Post
This is such a broken record question. And the answer is always the same.

If you suck dick or get your dick sucked by a man you are NOT straight. Unless you're blindfolded and have no clue it's a dude doing it. But if you're looking right at him and showing affection for it then you are bisexual. Just deal with it and accept it. Being in denial and blurring the lines of what is bisexual, what is straight, what is gay doesn't work. Because no straight man would allow a man to slob him down.
I suppose the same could be said for a 100% str8 guy that gets on an internet site and exposes his cock for all the gay and bisexual guys to look at, download pics of and jack off to. I think if you have to ask the question, you already know. Just go ahead and get your cock sucked or suck that cock and stop asking for permission.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #32 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Zoe73 View Post
In the arabic army, there are 8 men to a squad. Yet they have a guy they call "soldier number 9" 9 is there for the guys morale. He's not really a soldier. He polishes boots and he also polishes other things. ;) In the arabic culture, if you as a man, receive a bj - you're not gay. the guy performing it is. Which may explain Iranian leaders' comments that homosexuality does not exist in Iran. I think about that when I watched this story about a straight guy performing in gay porn, claiming "it's just a job...everyone has a price."


So I think it depends on who you ask. If you're a guy that just likes an oral fixation, it may be just that.
Thank-you for the insightful post. I am taking you off my shitlist...
 
Old 03-03-2008   #33 (permalink)
Kallisti is offline

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Originally Posted by LeChuck View Post
No, but you also can never again say you have 0% roofing experience.
Touche'

However, I would be quick to add that I didn't like roofing AT ALL and look back on it as a bad decision.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #34 (permalink)
garyemenson is offline

[quote=Phil Ayesho;1331585]Bull...
That, however, doesn't mean they wouldn't like it if they tried it. With some guys, their avoidance of anything gay smacks of a lady that doth protest too much... as if they are trying really hard to convince themselves of something.


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I agree, guys who show avid disgust with anything homo-erotic, or pertaining to homosexuality are trying to hide something, name calling...fags, and such, yet they are on sites where the essence of the male form is in plain view.....which has a "slight" homo-eroticism to it.huh, maybe I've said too much.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #35 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
I did roofing work for one day. Does that mean for the rest of my life I have to consider myself at least 30% roofer?

My closet is too small to stand in. All my clothes are on the floor
On that basis I could say have you ever roofed?

You'd have to say yes.

So I could say "You have at least roofed, then. Would you roof again"?

To which you would have to say "Yes" on both counts.

There's an old saying in the roofing community....

"One a roofer, always a roofer".

If you wanna have an argument, at least think through your metaphors.

(faggot).
 
Old 03-03-2008   #36 (permalink)
birocker is offline

str8=men=women, bi=women*men, gay=men+men
 
Old 03-03-2008   #37 (permalink)
Kallisti is offline

Dammit somehow I got a delayed double post.

Carry on, nothing to see here.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #38 (permalink)
Kallisti is offline

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Originally Posted by SuAndBud View Post
On that basis I could say have you ever roofed?

You'd have to say yes.

So I could say "You have at least roofed, then. Would you roof again"?

To which you would have to say "Yes" on both counts.

There's an old saying in the roofing community....

"One a roofer, always a roofer".

If you wanna have an argument, at least think through your metaphors.

(faggot).
Oh good, called a faggot by someone who can't even spell the word "once."
And by that rationale, does that mean if I ate liver and onions once when I was a kid and hated it (which is true), does that mean "onCe a liver-eater, always a liver-eater?" That's just dumb.
And actually, if you scroll up a bit you'll see that I didn't like roofing and therefore would answer "no" to the second question.

But hey, you already think you have me figured out, so why argue? I don't argue with the wall in my living room either, because I'm smarter and it doesn't listen. I don't want to have an argument, I want to have a discussion. Before you tell someone to think through their metaphors, maybe you should think about using some sort of spell check.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #39 (permalink)
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I don't believe anyone is 100% str8 or gay...I identify myself as a gay male but with the right woman I have let them blow me....NO ONE is completely one way or another!
 
Old 03-03-2008   #40 (permalink)
garyemenson is offline

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Originally Posted by SuAndBud View Post
On that basis I could say have you ever roofed?

You'd have to say yes.

So I could say "You have at least roofed, then. Would you roof again"?

To which you would have to say "Yes" on both counts.

There's an old saying in the roofing community....

"One a roofer, always a roofer".

If you wanna have an argument, at least think through your metaphors.

(faggot).
SuANDBud, you have made my day.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #41 (permalink)
LeChuck is offline

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Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
Oh good, called a faggot by someone who can't even spell the word "once."
And by that rationale, does that mean if I ate liver and onions once when I was a kid and hated it (which is true), does that mean "onCe a liver-eater, always a liver-eater?" That's just dumb.
And actually, if you scroll up a bit you'll see that I didn't like roofing and therefore would answer "no" to the second question.

But hey, you already think you have me figured out, so why argue? I don't argue with the wall in my living room either, because I'm smarter and it doesn't listen. I don't want to have an argument, I want to have a discussion. Before you tell someone to think through their metaphors, maybe you should think about using some sort of spell check.
It's like being a murderer. Even if you never kill anyone again you have taken a life. You're a mur-diddly-urderer.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #42 (permalink)
garyemenson is offline

Hahahahahah!!!! a fagg-giddley-ag-ot!!!! hahahaha. JK.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #43 (permalink)
Phil Ayesho is online now

I don't think your 100% straight if you've so much as jerked off in front of another guy...

Sorry...if seeing other guys jerk off is in any way something you are down with... then that's a leeetle bit gay, at least.

But then, I put watching pro wrestling in the same category as watching other guys jerk off.

Hell, I think sucking cock is less gay than watching pro wrestling.
 
Old 03-03-2008   #44 (permalink)
Kallisti is offline

I posted this in the Funny Stuff forum, but whatever it's funny and I think it belongs here too:

lyrics to Gay/Not Gay by KingMissle

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Originally Posted by Kallisti View Post
I saw an episode of The Jerry Springer Show, and the topic was "Transvestites and the Men Who Love Them." And the guy was on with his "girlfriend," and he was saying "To me, this is a beautiful woman. She's got a perfect body, beautiful blonde hair, everything. I love her, and I love making love to her. Now I ask you, does that make me gay?" Most of the audience thought so, and so did I. But it got me thinking about what is and isn't gay.

Discussing sex with a guy is gay. Discussing sex with a women is straight. Even telling a woman "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to suck a cock," is straight.

Sports are gay, especially contact sports, unless you're the only guy on both teams, in which case it's straight.

Gyms are always gay, because afterwards, in the locker room, you're showering with guys, and that is gay.

Watching pornography alone is neutral, like eating a sandwich. It is neither straight nor gay. Watching pornos with one or more other guys in the room, no matter how many other women are also in the room, is gay. Watching porn, even gay porn, with one or more other women only is staright.

Here's an interesting one: Kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.

See, look, I know I'm homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don't bother me at all. It's straight guys who don't know their gay... they fuck my shit right up.

Like a guy calls me up and says, "A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other, just us guys. You wanna come over?" And I'm like, "No."

Ok, you got a guy sucking your dick, even if he's dressed like a beautiful woman, even if he's got the best breast implants youv'e ever seen, even if you're saying to him "Suck it, bitch, I know you like it, you slut, you whore!" that's gay.

Conversely, if a woman straps on a dildo, and you're dressed like a woman, and you're sucking her cock, and she's saying, "You like it, don't you? You like sucking my dick you little fucking bitch," and then she rolls you over and fucks you in the ass and says "You love it you little pussy boy! You love getting fucked in the ass. I'll bet you wish I was a man! I'll bet you wish this was a real cock, don't you?" and you're getting off on this like you've never gotten off before, that's still straight.

But then, if you go off to the bar, and discuss this, or any other sexual experience with guys, that's gay.

Here's the most interesting one. Sucking a guys cock can, under certain rare cirumstances, be staright. Let's say you've gotten into a betting game with a woman, and the bet is that whoever loses has to be the other's sex slave for an entire night... you know, the kind of stuff that happens in Penthouse Forum all the time. And you lose, and the woman makes you have sex with another guy. That's not gay. I don't know exactly why, but it isn't.
discuss.
 
Old 03-04-2008   #45 (permalink)
VinylBoy is offline

Ugh... so quick to label someone as straight or gay, just because they're experimenting. Although I'm not the one that's ever on conversion duty, I did fool around once with a friend of mine that does identify himself as straight. Back when we were in high school, we did give each other oral on two seperate occasions. Fast forward 17 years. He has a family and children, and as far as I know he's never experimented with another male. He identifies himself as straight and I accept that. Funny how a gay male can do this, however, another supposed straight man on this very board cannot?

BTW, I love how the "100% straights" are quick to call anyone who has fooled around with another man a "fag", as if having 100% next to the title of choice makes them the authority of anything that is hetero or homo. Meanwhile, they are active members on a messageboard where they can see more dick per minute than a glory hole in a cruisy restroom... and you KNOW they look just to make sure that they measure up to other supposed "100% Straight Men". I hate to burst your bubbles of masculinity, but that in itself is gay. But of course, sucking a dick is "more gay" so in some twisted way that makes you the better person. Gimme a break!!

Some of you need to stop the whole macho attitude.
 

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