No one can ever have a perfect sex life

robofish999 · 03-01-2008

I was thinking earlier that no matter how great a sex life you have, whether you are straight, bi or gay, that nobody will get to fulfil every thing they want to do.

Think of it this way, every person must know hundreds (maybe thousands) of people. Out of them there must be a lot of people you'd like to fuck. There are friends, neighbours, work collegues, people you remember from school etc. Thats not including celebrities, pornstars, random people you walk past on the street etc. I'm sure some people, including myself, have even felt like fucking members of their families (I will never have sex with a family member though, even though I had an obsession with my cousin's tits when I was a teenager)

I was thinking that there must be at least 100 women who I know who I'd like to have sex with for various different reasons. For example, I'd like to fuck a woman who I work with because I love her wild personality. I want to fuck my cousin's friend because she is beautiful and I want to fuck my neighbour because she has huge tits.

Does anyone else agree that you can never have a perfect sex life?

alex8.5 · 03-01-2008

I don't claim to have a perfect sex life, but it's pretty fucking amazing!!!

invisibleman · 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by robofish999

I was thinking earlier that no matter how great a sex life you have, whether you are straight, bi or gay, that nobody will get to fulfil every thing they want to do.

Think of it this way, every person must know hundreds (maybe thousands) of people. Out of them there must be a lot of people you'd like to fuck. There are friends, neighbours, work collegues, people you remember from school etc. Thats not including celebrities, pornstars, random people you walk past on the street etc. I'm sure some people, including myself, have even felt like fucking members of their families (I will never have sex with a family member though, even though I had an obsession with my cousin's tits when I was a teenager)

I was thinking that there must be at least 100 women who I know who I'd like to have sex with for various different reasons. For example, I'd like to fuck a woman who I work with because I love her wild personality. I want to fuck my cousin's friend because she is beautiful and I want to fuck my neighbour because she has huge tits.

Does anyone else agree that you can never have a perfect sex life?

I agree.

But I can say you can have an agreeable sex life. You can have a perfect fantasy sex life.

A REAL sex life isn't made to order...unless you are buying what you want.

invisibleman · 03-01-2008

I don't have a sex life with another man. I am a different guy. I am totally disappointed in my prior choices.

I do have a perfect fantasy life. I jerk off often. I can't wait to meet a man that will help me get over the ones I left behind. If I find that guy, I will definately be grateful.

Gab_Stone · 03-01-2008

It's true that you can't have a perfect sex life. I wish you could! Oh what a world that would be!

NineInchCock_160IQ · 03-01-2008

You think small.

As soon as I have enough money saved I'm going to hire a team of special operatives who are going to go around collecting genetic samples from a select list of people (celebrities, supermodels, and other desirable persons- maybe that girl I had a crush on in 2nd grade). I'll give those samples to a team of unethical doctors working in Guatemala who are going to clone these people for me. I'll take the clones to a secret location, either an underground bunker or perhaps a remote tropical island, and there I'll raise them with carefully controlled diet and education so they will grow up robust and healthy and believing that I am their creator and sexual God so that they should desire only to please me.

mercurialbliss · 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by NineInchCock_160IQ

You think small.

As soon as I have enough money saved I'm going to hire a team of special operatives who are going to go around collecting genetic samples from a select list of people (celebrities, supermodels, and other desirable persons- maybe that girl I had a crush on in 2nd grade). I'll give those samples to a team of unethical doctors working in Guatemala who are going to clone these people for me. I'll take the clones to a secret location, either an underground bunker or perhaps a remote tropical island, and there I'll raise them with carefully controlled diet and education so they will grow up robust and healthy and believing that I am their creator and sexual God so that they should desire only to please me.

What happens when they start growing a second and third head?

NineInchCock_160IQ · 03-01-2008

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Originally Posted by mercurialbliss

What happens when they start growing a second and third head?

I don't know. Maybe I'll have to figure out a way to grow a second or third penis. Wouldn't want those orifices to go to waste

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