Up-Front-Bulge or Down-the-Leg-Package?

Bulges are a fact of life.

Somehow, I recall that the bulges of a woman's breasts looked strange to me, until after puberty, and then they looked cool.

And poor choice of dress style often isn't the cause, or isn't easily fixable. Some guys just have big dicks that more easily bulge. So what's the big deal then?

I aslo think that visible penis lines are not appropriate. Everyone thinks that breasts and vpls can be associated but thats not the same. Breast are one thing but most people would consider it inappropriate for a woman's nipples to be visible through her clothes. Same thing can be said if you can see a man's dick head or the complete outline of his penis showing through his pants. If a man's clothes fit correctly and he is wearing underwear you should not see the outline of his penis unless he is erect no matter how big it is soft.

Interesting theory, but surely somebody can offer some explanation as to how it may not always hold? Why exactly must a woman's nipples never show through clothes? Can you define "show?" Is "showing" a quarter inch deflection from the normal breast curvature, or a half inch? What about women who have bigger nipples than others?

If a man's clothes fit correctly? What? Loose and baggy for the big-dicked guys? What of growing lads who's pants used to fit better, but now they almost need some new bigger pants? Would you care to buy some for them?

If some school has a dress code, and they decide that wearing shorts is okay, just so long as they aren't short shorts that aren't modest enough, a ruler might be a useful tool for evaluation/enforcement. But what in the world would you do with a ruler for regulating VPLs? Make everybody have the same sized penis? Smack people over the hand with it, until they reposition to a more "modest" sitting position, when they didn't even notice a bit too big of a bulge pucker?

And what would you do with a woman's nipples showing, when she breastfeeds? I hear it's common for women to breastfeed in public in developing countries that still happen to be more pronatalist that we are these days. People eat in public, and we say that more women should breastfeed. Oh, but they should cover up, some prudes may claim. Perhaps so, but how many excuses could I did up, why that may not always work? Forgot the baby blanket. Baby tosses it off. Too hot outside. Didn't plan to have to wait so long. What baby blanket? Was only positioning allowing a glimpse. Well at least nursing mothers have an excuse.

And have you ever heard the whole growers versus showers thing? Some guys are almost as large soft, as hard. The bulge may be nearly the same, other than lacking apparent stiffness or "tentability?"

Now I don't usually show all that much bulge, as I am a grower, not a shower. But even my Dad has said something about positioning it right I think, because I tend to have a bit of a big dick myself, that can easily enough show a bit of a bulge. And I have to shake it good at the urnal, to get out all the urine dribbles, one reason I like better to visit the restroom at home than in public places. Seems like there is a bit too much penis shaft for urine to linger and dribble out of after putting it away.

But I am not that quick to judge, and have no objection to a woman's nipples being so big as to "show" a bit, nor to mothers breastfeeding in public. And some guys have longer penises than mine, so of course they may show some. Look at all the photos floating around of celebrities sporting bulges. What's the big deal? You have to stare rather close to see those little minor bulges. The world now has over 3 billion human penises in it. What's wrong with a few minor bulges, that would seem to be rather inevitable?

Pregnancies really bulge conspicuously, and we all know what makes babies, right? But it should be acceptable and fashionable to bulge conspicuously "great with child," because it's a very "good" thing to bring ever more precious human beings to life.

Like I said, bulges, even reproductive-related bulges, are a fact of life. Humans are sexual creatures, and often said to be among the horniest of God's creatures, curiously enjoying being constantly "in heat," able to breed year-round. And humans would seem to be among the most populous of large mammals as well. So there will be bulges, and they will be noticed, even if politely overlooked by most.

Even the name of the discussion thread, suggests that natural penis bulges are sometimes impossible to completely hide. It has to go somewhere, and some people are obviously well-hung or well-endowed.

Down the leg. The more detail, the better. Besides, its natural.

women's nipples showing thru their shirts is fine... in fact preferable... Both contour and color as far as I am concerned..
Women give other women shit about it because it draws attention from men... and they don't want THEIR man's attention drawn by other women.

I once burst out laughing when I overheard a woman with huge silicone knockers whispering about some other woman's nipples being pert...

Excuse me... but breasts and bulges, and Beemers, are nothing but tools to get the attention of your target gender...

If you have something worth looking at... you flaunt it when you are looking for attention.

If you aren't in the market, and you see some pert nipples or a nicely contoured cock showing thru... you just appreciate it and move on...

I am not in the market, so I don't wear particularly revealing clothes because I am not looking to attract attention, but then I can not entirely hide that I am above average in size...

However... I understand that some folks are much more exhibitionist than am I and like to draw some attention.

If they have something worth seeing I appreciate it... every bit as much as I appreciate a well turned leg on a woman, or a well designed car on the street.


This whole "this is okay, but that is not" kind of talk just seems so schizophrenic. Its a "sex good/sex bad" kind of puritanical confusion.

I have no such self loathing, nor fascist desire to control the morals of others.

If some guy made a comment about being able to see I was circumcised... I would look him right in the eye and ask him if he could tell the gauge of my piercing, too?
If someone were to suggest I wear undies... I would tell them to stop staring at my crotch if it bothers them.
I sure as hell would not let their hangups affect the way I dress.

Sure ... I said I'd be the odd one out! If I'm in a 'sexy' context, so to speak, I'm more than happy to 'bulge' in speedos on the beach or at the pool for example, and if it catches the odd glance, so much the better! But in the everyday world and going about my daily business I don't know that I want to. Others may not worry, and that's OK. Just me being cock-shy ... or something.

Good post, Phil. For me, I don't mind if there is a hint of what lurks beneath in my gym shorts or pants, but I don't want to blatantly flash everyone when I'm out in public. I'm just not that comfortable bringing that kind of attention to myself. I never wear anything that is so snug that there is nothing left to the imagination. I don't mind if other guys dress that way, in fact it's quite a turn on.

I hang left see avatar and depending on the situation I can show a LOT of bulge or none at all. For the most part I dress comfortable, lose fitting jeans & boxers and show some I suppose.( I rarely wear the jeans in my gallery pics when going out . ) But in certain situation like when wearing suit pants or dockers I wear compression shorts as to not look like some sort of pervert freak, but they are NOT comfortable so luckily those situation do not occur that often.

Since I wear boxer shorts, there is no choice. Things naturally fall down the pants legs.

I wear boxers so I usually hang down the right leg abit. If I am wearing tight pants I can show quite a bulge.

It isn't just a matter of appearance; it's also about comfort and what's practical.

I'm one of those who have no choice about the matter. We're all configured differently. If I hang down one side or the other one or both of my balls will be squashed down between my thighs and I'll soon be in the ministry of funny walks. I need them supported away from my legs to be at all comfortable.

An undifferentiated bulge at the crotch (or held pointing upwards from the crotch in my case in a jock) has always seemed much less embarrassing to me than a situation where every component is obvious (and also every movement).

It gets easier in middle age ... fewer people look. ;)

I always let mine hang down the left leg. I prefer to see a bulge this way too. a mounded bulge might be nice, but you never can really tell what you are getting! might be a guy with a small dick that just points straight out and tents his shorts.

I like both,but if i can see the shape,i will be more exited~

I think the human penis should lie in the direction, that it naturally and comfortably lies. Not to "show off," possibly concealed somewhat, but not making too much effort to hide what is so natural and proper. People are supposed to wear clothes, and there's supposed to be some "mystery" in life. I don't wear a sign announcing my penis size, because pretty much, it's nobody's business. I don't announce it in my profile, as it's not much a part of my identity. I like the friendly reminder in a way, "I'm up here, when a person is caught gazing at a woman's gi-normous boobs or something." It wasn't that stupid "show about nothing," Seinfield, was it, that said that glancing at a woman's boobs or whatever, is like looking at the sun. You get the essence quickly, but you don't stare, you have to look away. Sure, I can answer the question, when I want, or in the rare instance I get to use a lockerroom or communal shower, of how big it is, as I don't see it as something to be ashamed of, the human body is beautiful, but it really isn't "everybody's business." I would also be proud to have a naturally large family. Children are worth far to much, to make any effort to "plan" them away, and not welcome more to possibly be born.

I can't see what is supposedly wrong, with a woman's nipples showing through her T-shirt, shirt, or whatever. Women who have nipples of a certain shape or size, are probably just going to show, no matter what? Gee, men's nipples show all the time, on the beach or swimming area, but supposedly, that's different. Well it is different. Women should not go topless, unless they are feeding a baby to excuse it. It's enough that a person is wearing at least loose boxers for underwear, but I'm not quite sure I am sold on the supposed "need" for women to wear bras? Droopy breasts don't look good? Who decided that? The fashion industry to drum up more sales? I would like to see the awful pain-causing high-heels, and much of the "painting of the face" make-up, go away. It's just so impractical and unnatural, and so much against how our ancestors used to dress themselves. And women should get to wear dresses or pants, their choice. Pants are more practical for some things, say like during certain types of work, even around the home.