Come on now!! You know it's all true!
Take my experience for example:
Picture it. Sicily. 1998. A young horny gay man is sunbathing on a fairly deserted beach, when he notices a hot guy walking by with a VERY noticeable bulge in his cobalt-blue Speedos... none other than John Stamos himself!!! He glances over at me, nods and says... "hey", and I notice him looking straight down to my own growing bulge.
I saw "hi there" back at him. Later, I walk along the beach and come across him lounging on his back, still obviously bulging (he dresses right). I say "nice sunny day", and he says "yeah, and not too busy". I pretend like i don't know who he is, figuring he prefers it that way, and we start talking about the places we visited in Italy, etc.
As it turns out, we are staying at hotels near to each other. I ask him if he knows a good place to eat in town, and he mentions a place he had been to the previous night. When I get there that night... he is already there and invites me to join him. We eventually end up in the washroom together and when I see his big fat floppy dick at the urinals, I say: "must keep them happy!" and chuckle... he says "thanks, you too!"
Eventually, we end up at his room and have hot sex. He is easily 8X6 with big balls.
The next night, he calls me up and asks if I want to join him and his friends. I get to his room, and there are Aidan Quinn, John Cusak, Russell Crowe and Colin Firth all jerking off to bi porn...
Aidan is 7X5, John is 6X6, Russell is 5X5 and Colin is at least 8.5X6 uncut. We decide to have a little fun by seeing who can cum fastest. Basically, first guy to cum decides on which other guy he cums, second guy to cum cums on whoever is left who has not cum yet, etc until the last guy to cum has to lick off the cum from each other guy wherever it is...
...and then the wildest part, which I totally did not expect.... I woke up.
