Girlfriend thinks I'm weird

Ok here it goes....Every single morning I wake up with morning wood. Im 25 btw. It doesnt matter if Im sleeping at home, hotel, friends house, parents house...I wake up with morning wood. Sometimes I wake up and my dick actually hurts and feels like it has been hard for hours upon hours. A couple weeks ago my girlfriend said that she saw me sleeping face down on my stomach, and I began to like hump and trust my hardon in to the bed, while I was aspleep. She told me when I woke up, and we both kinda laughed about it. Well I guess its been hapening alot latly. So last night I get woken up to her blurting out loud "Stop Humping the bed" So I rolled over and went back to sleep. See the thing is, I dont have sexual dreams, I dont dream about sex ever, its really weird, and if i do i dont remember. So today she told me something really rude..I thought. She said that she has never witnessed someone hump the bed in their sleep, and that it kinda weirds her out, because the other night she watched me do it in my sleep for 25 min. So heres my question...Am I odd? Like has anyone else have any similarties to this? Thanks ahead of time guys!

Cocks are supposed to get hard in your sleep and in the morning. If i caught my husband humping the bed, you better bet i'd be working myself under him for a great ride! I have to wake up my husband for sex regularly.

All guys get hard during the night every night. Sometimes this is linked with sexy dreams - but more often it isn't. You are normal. If you humped your girlfriend more you would hump the bed less.

@ 25 just a slight breeze will give you wood.

Why would she just watch you hump the bed and not assist in your release. You would think she would put it to good use. I know I would.

Yea, you're normal. She's not for not rolling you over and making you hump her.

How many 25 year old men DON'T hump the bed????

Well, I can't say that I ever humped a bed in my sleep, at least my wife has never said I have, and we've been married since I was 22. But I don't think it is particularly unusual for it to happen. I and every other guy has gotten wood during the night. It is extremely common, especially when young. The fact that you apparently hump the bed as a result of your wood, can't be that uncommon. It is just part of being male. If she has a problem with that, you might want to remind her that you find her period to be odd too, but you accept it as it is simply a part of being female. Also, as others have suggested, with a smirk you may want to inform her that if it weirds her out, she is free to help "take care" of the problem.

Maybe you are a somnophile. Some people sleepwalk. You are sleepfucking.
Check out Sleepsex.org .

Oh, yeah, that'll help. Instead of telling him she finds it weird, after the fight that comment will cause she'll be talking about how weird she finds it to everyone else.

Explain to her that it's perfectly natural. If you're sleeping on your stomach and you get an erection the sensation of friction against your dick feels good. The body knows what it likes and doesn't always need to wake us to achieve it. You don't wake to pull the covers closer when you're cold, nor to throw them off when too warm. Same process.

I'll echo the earlier posts to suggest that if it bothers her she should get involved. Your dick will always choose her over the mattress.

Sometimes women get superiority issues due to men's involuntary sexual reactions. A gentle reminder that they suffer from it too, (and we men have learned to deal with it and she should learn to do so as well) can be useful if they get a tad intolerant about it.

But I do agree that he shouldn't antagonize her over it. But as a man, I get offended when a woman is intolerant of my involuntary sexual reactions. It is part of being male, just like having a period is just part of being female. If she wants me to be tolerant and understanding of her "female" issues, I expect and demand the same in return. And I will gently remind her of that.

I know I do in the morning, but I'm awake and it just feels good on the mornin' wood.

........ Somnophile...... he sounds more like a fuckophile.....

Ahhhhhhhhhh for morning wood.

I just have one question. Why does she just look at you and not have some sexy time hehe?

I do it often i guess But I don't fuck the bed though.

BTW, I had a good laugh imagining me doing that and my gf telling that... lol funny

Why would I get intolerant of morning wood? I LOVE it!!!

A bit of gender stereotyping but funny story here, I was told that women prefer to have sex at night while men prefer to have sex in the morning. I asked "What if you prefer to have sex at night and then again the next morning?" (That would be me, of course...)