Girlfriend thinks I'm weird

joeice345 · 02-20-2008

I've been with girls where in the middle of the night we end up naked having sex. After the fact we both think that the other one woke up horney and initiated. Who knows.

Morning wood is a natural phenomonon related to a full bladder, that then squeezes the penile veins creating an erection. Need it to go away...take a leak.

njqt466 · 02-20-2008

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Ok here it goes....Every single morning I wake up with morning wood. Im 25 btw. It doesnt matter if Im sleeping at home, hotel, friends house, parents house...I wake up with morning wood. Sometimes I wake up and my dick actually hurts and feels like it has been hard for hours upon hours.

Thus far you haven't said anything weird. You sound perfectly normal to me.

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A couple weeks ago my girlfriend said that she saw me sleeping face down on my stomach, and I began to like hump and thrust my hardon in to the bed, while I was aspleep. She told me when I woke up, and we both kinda laughed about it. Well I guess its been hapening a lot lately. So last night I get woken up to her blurting out loud "Stop Humping the bed" So I rolled over and went back to sleep. See the thing is, I dont have sexual dreams, I dont dream about sex ever, its really weird, and if i do i dont remember. So today she told me something really rude..I thought. She said that she has never witnessed someone hump the bed in their sleep, and that it kinda weirds her out, because the other night she watched me do it in my sleep for 25 min.

Are you her first boyfriend? I'd be shocked if I dated a man who didn't get morning wood or hump the bed.

IMHO it was rude of her to yell at you to stop. Also, she is a bit of a freak, for not just watching you; but timing you for 25 minutes without becoming aroused and trying to be part of the action.

What's up with that? Sounds like your sex drives aren't evenly matched.

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So here's my question...Am I odd? Like has anyone else have any similarties to this? Thanks ahead of time guys!

You are neither weird nor odd. I've had bf's hump the bed and it always led to carnal delights for both of us.

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Originally Posted by hungrockhunk

Yea, you're normal. She's not for not rolling you over and making you hump her.

Agreed!

andysmith · 02-20-2008

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Originally Posted by asta4125

Ok here it goes....Every single morning I wake up with morning wood. Im 25 btw. It doesnt matter if Im sleeping at home, hotel, friends house, parents house...I wake up with morning wood. Sometimes I wake up and my dick actually hurts and feels like it has been hard for hours upon hours. A couple weeks ago my girlfriend said that she saw me sleeping face down on my stomach, and I began to like hump and trust my hardon in to the bed, while I was aspleep. She told me when I woke up, and we both kinda laughed about it. Well I guess its been hapening alot latly. So last night I get woken up to her blurting out loud "Stop Humping the bed" So I rolled over and went back to sleep. See the thing is, I dont have sexual dreams, I dont dream about sex ever, its really weird, and if i do i dont remember. So today she told me something really rude..I thought. She said that she has never witnessed someone hump the bed in their sleep, and that it kinda weirds her out, because the other night she watched me do it in my sleep for 25 min. So heres my question...Am I odd? Like has anyone else have any similarties to this? Thanks ahead of time guys!

Your not so weird dude. Your a guy.

Infact I woke up doing this once :D. Sadly I was having a nap down stairs and glad i wasnt caught.

When we sleep are bodies produce more testosterone so it could be this.

May I ask you what your typical diet is and what sports and supplements you take. Sorry to be intrusive but am just wondering because your way of life can increase testosterone, growth hormone and hornyness.

Hahaha am really interested in all that so I try study it when i can :D

asta4125 · 02-20-2008

Wow, thanks for all the replies. Ok, to answer a few posts. Its not that she is weirded out that I have a hard on, its that she thinks it odd that I hump the bed so often. I have had a problem with talking in my sleep, and having convorsations with people while I was asleep and I dont remember any of it. Its like this, we go at it once a day atleast, so if we fuck right before I go to bed, I still wake up with a hardon, and it usually feels as if it was hard all night long. When I sleep on my stomach, like the other guys says, the friction, and pressure feels good when it gets hard while I sleep. So I begin (lol) thrusting my hips and my dick into the bed in my sleep, she thinks that is odd, and since it happens a more then a couple times a week. She doesnt think me having a hardon is weird, but that I hump the bed in my sleep soo much.
Oh and to answer the guys post about my diet and sports. I played hockey and baseball alot when i was younger, now I just ski on the weekends, snowmobile, hike, ect, work out a couple days a week, eat everything in sight, ahah, 5'10 175 pounds.

King- · 02-20-2008

I dont hump the bed, but my girlfriend has told me a few times where I was humping her while I was asleep(spooning position) a couple of times, she had her gotten horny from it, and actually put it in to herself, and I woke up having sex heh.

Rugbypup · 02-20-2008

Women do far far weirder shit, why is a guys sleep humping anything to bother her?

asta4125 · 02-20-2008

^^^^^^Thats what I say.

SpoiledPrincess · 02-20-2008

Tell her to count herself lucky, most men hump their women's leg not the bed, some nights we hardly get a wink of sleep because our bf's are going at our legs like some nasty little Staffordshire terrier.

invisibleman · 02-20-2008

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Originally Posted by invisibleman

Maybe you are a somnophile. Some people sleepwalk. You are sleepfucking.
Check out Sleepsex.org .

I was serious in saying that that guy may have sexsomnia. There are extreme cases where sexsomniac women have taken advantage of a man's morningwood. And there is a case where a married man who was a sexsomniac, molested his wife's sister and the cops were then called.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1LDCQAzj_4

Tickled Pink · 02-20-2008

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Originally Posted by asta4125

Wow, thanks for all the replies. Ok, to answer a few posts. Its not that she is weirded out that I have a hard on, its that she thinks it odd that I hump the bed so often. I have had a problem with talking in my sleep, and having convorsations with people while I was asleep and I dont remember any of it. Its like this, we go at it once a day atleast, so if we fuck right before I go to bed, I still wake up with a hardon, and it usually feels as if it was hard all night long. When I sleep on my stomach, like the other guys says, the friction, and pressure feels good when it gets hard while I sleep. So I begin (lol) thrusting my hips and my dick into the bed in my sleep, she thinks that is odd, and since it happens a more then a couple times a week. She doesnt think me having a hardon is weird, but that I hump the bed in my sleep soo much.
Oh and to answer the guys post about my diet and sports. I played hockey and baseball alot when i was younger, now I just ski on the weekends, snowmobile, hike, ect, work out a couple days a week, eat everything in sight, ahah, 5'10 175 pounds.

Well there's your problem! Your 25, once a day! You need more!!!!!
My ex-husband was 28 and he needed it ( and I didn't mind) at least three times a day!

njqt466 · 02-20-2008

[quote=Rugbypup;1304294]Women do far far weirder shit, why is a guys sleep humping anything to bother her?[/quote]Stop lying Rugbypup. Everyone knows women are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

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Originally Posted by King-

I dont hump the bed, but my girlfriend has told me a few times where I was humping her while I was asleep(spooning position) a couple of times, she had her gotten horny from it, and actually put it in to herself, and I woke up having sex heh.

Oh yes, that is very, very familiar.

Pecker · 02-20-2008

Well, this explains that mysterious depression in my mattress.

Deamian · 02-28-2008

The average guy gets four erections a night. I think your girlfriend is letting a good hard-ons go to waste. Thats just my opinion.

transformer_99 · 02-28-2008

There's also "sleep walking" and in your case it's, "sleep humping" ? Is she putting out, if not, do her and see if the phenomena continues ? Sorry, I'm no Dr. Phil, but it's the best I can do/offer as a suggestion.

Girlfriend thinks I'm weird

I've been with girls where in the middle of the night we end up naked having sex. After the fact we both think that the other one woke up horney and initiated. Who knows. Morning