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Yes, it's the nut thread where anything goes, op what's that?
You can ramble on and on or talk about whatever floats your boat.
I encourage several different conversations by multiple members, feel free to jump in at any time.
You can even talk to yourself if that pleases you.
Making sense out of anything posted here is not a prerequisite.
This thread is like a chat room, so please be mindfull of others, ok?

chris

Ok, does everyone have your tin hats adjusted? If you do not have tinfoil than you can use paper.
chris

how are you and your wife doing?

my room mate puts cashew oil all over her face as a treatment. it's like a nut facial. when i watch her do it i get this crazy notion to lick her face just to see what her reaction would be. the thing is her mom sends her this oil from mississippi so i wonder if this is some beauty secret from the deep south like magnolia blossom lotion or tar feather cream?

I think Amerikuns are arrogant, ignorant and stupid.
And oh yeah ... they're hostile to knowledge, real hostile.

We both struggle with disabilities but were making the most of it, laughter helps.
chris

I like everything about nuts.

Ah, my type of people!! I've been accused of being a nut before. I've also been accused of having big nuts before!! Hopefully my pics will do me justice.. hey, is anybody watching the NBA festivities tonight? I think I'll crack open another beer.

Shame the Brazilian left.

Which Americans are you referring to?

Oh my god, my wife had this hair product with piss in it, i wondered for several months what the smell was, finally she told me and i made her promise not to ever use it again, as we always cuddle.
chris

We are.

Cool! Laughter is great!

What kinds do you like, Senor?

i LOVE my boyfriend's nuts because i think they're cute but i'd never tell him that. guys don't want to think about their nuts as "cute".

I know just the type he's talking about - I'm an Amerikun and ain't that type.. although I know a lot of those types of people who totally fit that mold - damn, I should have included them on my list of 5 least favorite things in that thread!!

Why not? You're going to have to tell him his nuts are cute. Say it while your tongue is on them.