Happy Birthday, Monster!
Of all the Monsters I know, you're the Monsteriests!
I'm so glad you're going to get a Birthday Fuck and that you're not spending your special day here on LPSG (not that there's anything wrong with it, since that's what I did).
Hope your 50th Year on this planet is a good one...
Much love today and always,
Mattness
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