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If I ever met Monster, I'd be WAY too afraid to look down (even though I'd like to, obviously), but for that matter, I'd be too afraid to look up either. I wouldn't have a

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Old 02-14-2008   #1 (permalink)
Smaccoms is offline
Meeting Monster?

If I ever met Monster, I'd be WAY too afraid to look down (even though I'd like to, obviously), but for that matter, I'd be too afraid to look up either. I wouldn't have a thing to say (I'd be too nervous to think of anything to say. My heart would quadruple in pace, and probably skip a two, walking up to him, and I'd most likely would hate myself afterward from not just being myself...It'd be so nerve-wracking, I wouldn't know what to do with myself...I'm a clam (I clam up in social situations haha). But I can fantasize about this right? I mean, it's not creepy I made a thread about meeting Monster is it (just then realizes how its kinda like to ask that question)? I'd explain to you the rest of the fantasy, but I'm sure you understand...
 
Old 02-14-2008   #2 (permalink)
njqt466 is offline

I feel the same way about meeting Bruce Springsteen. I'd probably say something stupid like, "You're my biggest fan Bruce!"

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If I ever met Monster, I'd be WAY too afraid to look down (even though I'd like to, obviously), but for that matter, I'd be too afraid to look up either. I wouldn't have a thing to say (I'd be too nervous to think of anything to say. My heart would quadruple in pace, and probably skip a two, walking up to him, and I'd most likely would hate myself afterward from not just being myself...It'd be so nerve-wracking, I wouldn't know what to do with myself...I'm a clam (I clam up in social situations haha). But I can fantasize about this right? I mean, it's not creepy I made a thread about meeting Monster is it (just then realizes how its kinda like to ask that question)? I'd explain to you the rest of the fantasy, but I'm sure you understand...
 
Old 02-14-2008   #3 (permalink)
frgman is offline

Nothing wrong with dreams, you can always meet whomever you want in a dream
 
Old 02-14-2008   #4 (permalink)
sugarandspice is offline
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dorks!
yeah , you should do him. you deserve it!
Don't be afaid to live out your dreans for real!
Best wishes, s&s
 
Old 02-14-2008   #5 (permalink)
Bbucko is offline

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Originally Posted by Smaccoms View Post
If I ever met Monster, I'd be WAY too afraid to look down (even though I'd like to, obviously), but for that matter, I'd be too afraid to look up either. I wouldn't have a thing to say (I'd be too nervous to think of anything to say. My heart would quadruple in pace, and probably skip a two, walking up to him, and I'd most likely would hate myself afterward from not just being myself...It'd be so nerve-wracking, I wouldn't know what to do with myself...I'm a clam (I clam up in social situations haha). But I can fantasize about this right? I mean, it's not creepy I made a thread about meeting Monster is it (just then realizes how its kinda like to ask that question)? I'd explain to you the rest of the fantasy, but I'm sure you understand...
Gain some self-confidence, man!

I love our Monster as much as anybody, but have no doubt how I'd handle a social encounter: equal parts humor, confidence and the desire to take it someplace more intimate
 
Old 02-14-2008   #6 (permalink)
prickleyguy is offline

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Originally Posted by Smaccoms View Post
If I ever met Monster, I'd be WAY too afraid to look down (even though I'd like to, obviously), but for that matter, I'd be too afraid to look up either. I wouldn't have a thing to say (I'd be too nervous to think of anything to say. My heart would quadruple in pace, and probably skip a two, walking up to him, and I'd most likely would hate myself afterward from not just being myself...It'd be so nerve-wracking, I wouldn't know what to do with myself...I'm a clam (I clam up in social situations haha). But I can fantasize about this right? I mean, it's not creepy I made a thread about meeting Monster is it (just then realizes how its kinda like to ask that question)? I'd explain to you the rest of the fantasy, but I'm sure you understand...
This is a forum for fictitious stories, we all want you to spell it out in detail. I 'm sure you understand.... we would all enjoy your fantasy
 
Old 02-14-2008   #7 (permalink)
rico27 is offline

Smac...remember he puts his pants on the same way you do...he seems like a nice guy and would probably make you feel comfortable in no time at all. With that said, please do share the fantasy!!
 
Old 02-14-2008   #8 (permalink)
Kimahri is offline

I'd love to meet Monster. He seems cool..and pretty damn witty too. Definitely a plus. You'd need to calm down some though, dude. Met a lot of different types of guys and came to one conclusion about all of them. We're all guys.
 
Old 02-14-2008   #9 (permalink)
Smaccoms is offline

self-confidence is so complicated...at random times I have it, and I'm cocky, random, and just weird, and then I just clam up...huh
 
Old 02-14-2008   #10 (permalink)
Smaccoms is offline

but he knows it'd be me him though...If I spelt out the fantasy word for word I mean...
 
Old 02-14-2008   #11 (permalink)
tvilleguy70 is offline

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but he knows it'd be me him though...If I spelt out the fantasy word for word I mean...

I have my own fantasies of MONSTER as well....and REALLYHOT....and FROSTPANDA09......DAMN DAMN DAY-UM!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Old 02-14-2008   #12 (permalink)
jason_els is offline

This is the cutest crush!

You're getting too worked-up. Monster's a sweetie. Nothing to be afraid of

until he drops his pants and tells you to bend over.
 
Old 02-14-2008   #13 (permalink)
Monster is offline

At least this isn't "fake monster" or "hate monster" or self promoting like some.

Thanks ladies and gentlemen
 
Old 02-14-2008   #14 (permalink)
becominghorse is offline
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You don't even need to worry about your self-confidence, as you're a complete and total bottom, at least when it comes to monster. I mean--he'll be glad to tell you what to do, since you want him to be in charge.
 
Old 02-15-2008   #15 (permalink)
camper joe is offline

I'm sure Monster would be gentleman and not tap your ass to hard.
 

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