Fuck Me on Valentine's Day?

Any ladies want to fuck the holy hell out of a young, inexperienced guy? C'mon, I've been told I'm somewhat cute, and if it means anything, I have a mediocre weewee.

Guys, sorry, you're gonna have to sit this one out. But in the words of AC/DC, Have a drink on me.

Oh you know i would!!!

I know you would sweetness, just knowing that means the world to me.

Mmmm I would too!

Thank you!

Wow, that username is really misleading.

Damn shame you're not closer. LOL...

Yes it is, sigh...

mmm too bad you weren't in Canada. :P

You would be in every brand of trouble if I was in Texas.

Thank you ladies.

wish maryland was closer to texas....

And unfortunately I'm not big enough to reach Maryland.

Well Valentine's is offically here, in Texas at least.

Just out of bed and rather bleary eyed, I read the title of thread thinking virtually the same thing: fuck me it’s Valentines day! For I realised I’d forgotten to put my wife’s card on the side last thing last night, so she would see it first thing this morning before going to work; doah! What am I? Still, I’m cooking something a little extra special for when she gets home to night and have a nice bottle of wine to go with the meal. Plus I’ve already phoned and apologised over the card, so there’s no telling how dessert will go, I just hope we don’t get cheese and biscuit crumbs in the bed!

I hope it all goes well!