competing with friends

ok, I get how you can measure volume but whats your response to my contest problems....should I concede defeat?

Eureka!

Yes....his is larger, your's is smaller. He wins, you lose.

damn, reckon I should tell him and infalte his ego?

I have no interest in comperaing myself with another man. I am me. They are they.

Does it really matter? Is this what your friendship is based on...this competition?

no, but its been a big thing for years, kind of exciting for me

I'm not following
How does he not know he is bigger?

Then, rent some porn, buy some beer, get together, and jack off!

Have some fun as friends, instead of making it all a numbers game.

You only live once!... (According to some philosophies.)

Onan

If you believe his measurements then yes he is bigger but I wouldnt believe him if I was you I would insist on measuring each other so you could be certain. Then whoever is bigger gets to be top first.

hi, he doesn't know about the volume calc or the site that does it. He knows he's thicker and I'm longer so figures its a tie, but actually girht makes more of a difference as to how much cock you have!

How about two gold medals, one for each of you. Or you could bring Shane Diesel into the picture and settle for silver.