Ask a cow anything

MOOO Moo MoooOOOOO moo moooo mooOOOOO?

I love those commercials... Happy Cows come from California... or whatever they say... soooo cute! :)

Let's ignore Arliss, who hasn't contributed any thinking to the board recently.

By the way, Milk costs so much more because corn prices have gone up. It costs more than gasoline.

Cows don't really like corn, and prefer grasses, and cows must be given lots of antibiotics to prevent them from being sick because they really don't like corn, and it isn't good for them.

Moo?

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?

Where does "chocolate" milk come from?

Its "udder" nonsense that it comes from a chocolate cow.

My milk is the best - so yes, but I'm sure your milk is mighty fine

indeed. have you been stalking me?

I am a cow from England. I have not seen the advert for cows from California. I assure you, cows from England are the best

It's a completely different sensation. I prefer being milked because of the relief that comes with it, but then again, nothing beats a good old bull up the arse.

awwwwwwwwwwww, you are so sweet, Nick

I do. then i spread it on my toast. Yummy!

What happens when you talk to a cow? ... It goes in one ear and out the udder.

Ok, the question: Do you like Moosic?

Moooooo? moo, moooo mo mooomo mo. (so nice to find someone who speaks cow on here. moomoo.

I tried corn once. Baaaaad idea. (did i just sound like a sheep?).
Wow another person who speaks cow! moo mooo mo.

damn right. It's better than yours.

Another governmental secret - chocolate milk comes from our fifth teat, located up our bum.

i love moosic. especially moovie moosic.

Could you teach me?

yes, but i will have to charge.

There has been a scandal here in the US over cows alleged to have taken performance-enchancing drugs. Are you an all-natural cow?

I am a fully natural cow! I take pride that I have never taken performance-enhancing drugs... wait.. steroi... uh-oh. They put it in the grass, I swear...

no comment.

I challenge you to a taste test! Your milk vs. mine! Winner takes all.

Challenge accepted. Just fly over to my field and its on! I just looked at your pics though - it would be a tough competition.