The first thing that came to my mind when I read this post was a French and Saunders episode in which the two presented themselves in a morning show format speculating what it was like to be Joan Collins. The answer to that question, (and this one) was something along the lines "that you would be kissed awake by the likes of Chris Christopherson, taken to a warm bubble bath the size of a swimming pool and sip champaign while on the telephone with the likes of Aaron Spelling with whom you would chat about possible movie contracts, then leave your house for lunch in pink mules and a mink coat (with nothing on underneath) throwing credit cards over your shoulder telling staff to buy you something extravagant for dinner, then ride way in your limo so long it has stretch marks, then you would be kidnapped by your chauffer (who was really an Iranian terrorist) to be rescued a few minutes later by Roger Moore ..."
Thats what I imagine life as a porn star would be like. But we have porn stars on the forum, I'm sure they can contribute an (even better) daily diary than I can.
I *heart* French and Saunders... | 
