Are you a morning person?

excuse me, while I puke

Every morning that I wake up to is a surprise.

hell no!!!! I hate getting up at 6 am to get ready for work :(:(:(

OK, all you nighttime people can just go back to bed now while we morning people get stuff done!

Exactly,

I enjoy the early morning I just don't like the physical act of getting out of bed. Probably cause I'm up late since I'm a night owl. But once I have my shower and coffee I can then face the day.

NO!

I can be an any-time-of-day person, it just depends on how much sleep I've gotten. As long as I've had at least 8 hours, I can wake up at pretty much anytime... but I DO have a hard time waking up when it's dark out, regardless of how much sleep I've had.

Damn melatonin.

I used to be, or I can be, one of the two

I so easily stay up and then not want to get up of a morning nowadays

More obnoxious still are the people who abbreviate it to, "Morning!" in the most sadistically cheery manner possible.

OBVIOUSLY IT'S MORNING YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

What do you expect me to do in return?? Parrot the word back to you to confirm?

Sorry, I have a miserable headache and have had it all morning and I think it's turning into a migraine. I need to go.

I get up early because I don't sleep much, but I'm not a morning person, I'm a miserable cow when I've just got up.

I'm not a morning person. :)

edited to add:
But I have to be anyway... cause of the kids.

What is this 'morning' you speak of?

It's a tyranny. The morning people run everything.

Who was the asshole who decided morning pre-work day meetings were just the dandiest thing to come down the pike?? "Hey, let's all get together at 7am (because I'm awake then) at my favorite eco-friendly vegan muesli (twigs and pebbles served by militant lesbians) restaurant (which is just down the street from me and has no parking, but far from all of you underlings) so we can discuss the new plans?! Isn't that a great idea? Wait! Better still, let's make it 6:30am so we don't feel rushed).

Right now the only country that's run by night people is Spain. Let's hope the next Spanish government champions the rights of night people and leads a worldwide rebellion!

So maybe it is genetic. My ancestors come from Spain.

I shall offer an anecdote to illustrate how much of a morning person I am:

When getting a coffee at 8am I opened a creamer, poured the cream in the trash and dropped the plastic container into my coffee.