Jerking off in bed

I'm a dribbler so I only really cum on my stomach. Don't make a mess of the bed as I then wrap my cock in an old sock and wipe up the excess with another sock. No mess no problem

nobody here mentioned using some tissues or paper towel, then just toss. Two tissues always does it for me, then a few to clean up the dripping after

Actually toilet paper works best for me.

same

My ex used to jack off whenever he'd get off the phone with me (every day, long distance). Then, his new girlfriend was helping him move into his new apartment and she found the biggest collection of crusty socks.

Moral of this story; do your laundry if you're going to use socks.

..better than the shitty rags I found in my ex-roommate's closet.

... I hope there was a reasonable explanation for this!

Not really; he loved to bottom with many different guys and apparently left his cleaning rag (one of my old towels) in the closet when he moved out. And yes, he never paid me what he owes in rent.

When Im having a wank, i like to stroke my cock till i get really horny and wet. Then pull on a sock, right on over my dick. I stroke with the sock over it and cum in the sock. It feels different cuz its not just ur hand like normal and there is very little clean up. Just toss ur sock towards the laundry when u finish.

jerkin off anywhere is so easy, if ur in another building besides your own, go to a stall, if ur in bed at home or whatever, just grab a sock and stick it in the dirty laundry after ward, I use socks constantly. haha keep weird ones that dont match specifically for the purpose too, my jerkin socks, jerk into the sock, wipe up and throw into the sack lickety split. I always hated using up too much time on jerkin, and clean up, its a waste. With a sock it takes about 3 seconds, its AWESOME

When I jack off in bed, I usually just lie on my back, maybe sit up a little, and shoot over my stomach and chest. If I'm really worked up and have a lot of cum, then I try not to let it run down my sides by rubbing it around or catching it with my hands. And if I didn't think ahead to have tissues or a towel nearby, I just go to the bathroom to clean up and then go back to bed. Seems simple to me. Of course, if you have to leave the bedroom to get to the bathroom, then you should just try to have an old sock, tissues, or a towel handy so you don't have to try getting to the bathroom and risk other people in the house seeing you running around dripping cum.

whenever i get horny in bed, i usually take some tissue or toilet paper for preparation.. i sleep in the nude, so everytime i feel horny but too lazy or sleepy to take care about the cleaning thing, i would wear a condom.. so i can hump the bed and masturbate all night long without thinking about messing the bed sheet.. wearing rubber to masturbate in bed is the simplest and cleanest way so far

Well if I wank in bed I shoot on my belly .......then nudge my buddy till he wakes then if in a good mood he will lick it up ..if not happy being woken will tell me ''go fuck yourself I gotta get up in the morning''....either of these is better than any of the above...
Luv Ya All
Mike

I go for a less conventional approach... tend to jack normally until the moment I actually start cumming, then pinch the head... let it all build up in the shaft, keep stroking with the other half as long as I want, then let it go, into napkins, empty Coke cans in the garbage, or the john if I can make it to the bathroom.

I usually use the skin of a freshly killed rabbit. The blood disguises most of the cum on the bedsheets, so no one ever questions it.





Duh, use a towel or rag, or a sock, or toilet paper.....you moron!!