Punxsutawney Phil

Hmm. I think P. Phil would be better barbecued than predicting the weather.

The native American Lenape tribe has a receipe for groundhog, which was written out to be "the same way you would do oppossum. Feed it corn for a week, then slaughter." In order to sweeten the flesh for a meal.

Somehow rodent doesn't seem to be on my palate, and I've et muskrat. Needs beer.

HAHA I love that line.


This one is good too.

"There is no way winter is *ever* going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him. "

Exactly! I've watched it every year for the past 12 years.

When was the last time he didn't see his shadow? The past few years whenever I realize it's groundhogs day or hear about Phil he always sees his shadow.

Paris Hilton saw her shadow. Six more weeks of partying.