The Outlaw and the Lady

eat your heart out, bill shakespeare

"She pushed him down and mounted him like a texas philly."

Man, I get these weird combinations of a Philly cheese steak being eaten by the Philly Fanatic while riding a filly.

Well, Duder's dick is about the size of a foot long philly cheesesteak.

ZING.

only if you're rounding down

Oh duder, where arth' thoust big penis!?

It would be the size of a foot long anything. That would make it a foot long...regardless of whether or not it is actually a philly cheesesteak.