"Switch off" boners

At my age I'd rather be able to switch "on."

First...monster....the next time it happens, could you let me know so I can watch?

Second...aussieguy88....if someone discovered how, both the young AND OLD alike, could switch it off at will....that someone would soon be a billionaire!

But, as for me, I would rather be poor, WITH a boner and let the others worry about them. I Love 'em!

You'll be the first to know big guy, That one dude thought i was insensitive

yeah its all VERY normal... if u look at a vasular cross section of the penis... its feeding supply of blood is .. irregular.. and the occasional engorging of blood is to keep the spongy erectile tissue healthy and the fluids fresh (there's not the normal network of small small capilaries in the erectile tissue... while u sleep u get an errection approx every 20-40 minutes. so .. just dont think about it.... and take comfort knowing you have a nice healthy cock!

#raises hand meekly* I'll second in wanting to know when you get one again

Young guys today have a dilemna. 30 or so years ago all us guys wore tight briefs, that really hurt when you got those spontaneous boners but it tended to hde them better. Today, most guys wear boxers or boxerbriefs giving your dick more ease of movement but they really show now.
For a crotch watcher like myself I hope to find guys with those pesky boners while I am sitting on the subway and they are standing.
Get lucky every once in a while

Hey, WH...
I don't mind sharing....you wear your kilt, au naturel of course, and I'll enjoy watching you both rise to the occasion...

Is that okay with you monster?

2 scientific explanations. Wow.
I thought I just got them because I was horny.
I know sometimes i've beaten off just to have it come back at me within an hour, but the second tug usually puts it to sleep for a while.

Always wondered in school why it would go fully hard on me 2 mins b4 the bell rand in school though.

Stick your hands in your pocket and PINCH your thigh with your fingernails so that it hurts like hell. Guaranteed to make it go down...

Squeezing the glans and doing algebra in my head usually makes 'em go down to a semi. Gotta agree with Monster through... nothing to be embarrassed about. Unless thinking of Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day has GIVEN you the boner.

Sorry. double post.

my last b/f would do jumping jacks if he got unwanted erections. it seemed to work.

Jumping jacks would not work for me - all the oscillation would only make me harder...

I used to work with a girl who'd been a nurse. She reckoned lots of old guys used to get uncontrollable boners while she was showering them. She said that she used to threaten to hit it with a spoon. I don't know how well that worked. And I'm not sure I'd recommend it at home.
But seriously, I used to think it was a problem I'd grow out of. I'm still waiting....

Here's the tip you've been waiting for. Pinch yourself really, really hard. All the pain sensation will take away the erection in no time. Never failed!