maybe cause they'd be laughed out, or cause they liked it heh
Reminds me of a scene from a sitcom
On the police...
Policeguy: So you were raped?
Guy: YES!
Policeguy: How did the guy look?
Guy: It was a women!
Policeguy: A women?
Guy: 5 Women! Tall women!
Policeguy: All 5 raped you? And ehhh can you describe them?
Guy: It was a basketball team!