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Good morning, All!
I'm not sure if I qualify for this forum on technical grounds -- where does "Large" begin? And how is it measured? Shades of Adrian Mole [British readers, at least, will understand the reference!]
At first, I thought this must be a group about how to make supports [miniature crutches? buttresses? stanchions?] for those of us cursed with huge cocks...
I am male [see photos], 54, "in education" -- as I hope we all are! ["life long learning" is still the current buzz-phrase, I think -- at least in the UK!], and prone to punctuate my writing with far too many exclamation marks [or 'screamers' -- a journalistic term in origin, I believe?]
But to business: I have always been phascinated by fallicism [or should that be the other way round!] and am researching the topic for a possible future book (I enjoy writing -- both fiction (entirely pornographic) and non-fiction).
As to my own sexual orientation, I am heterosexual [at least, to date], but not without a keen appreciation of the beauty of the penis -- my own and those of others! I should be most interested to hear from other site-members ["Oooh, Vicar!"] -- especially women! Not just on the perennial Does Size Matter issue, but on the aesthetics of the male genitals in their various states.
I feel it is only fair to disclose a certain amount of personal information, so I have posted 6 pix of my own cock [you'll have to take my word for that] -- mostly 'dressed', but one of them naked and between the ample udders of my slave, cumal.
My hobbies are language, sex, and ball-stretching [something of a misnomer when you come to think about it -- and I think abou tit an awful lot too! [see previous para] -- ought really to be 'scrotum-stretching'!] BTW, as one with an interest in words, may I invite readers of this to tell me what they call their own scrotums [? scrota] in the vernacular, please? e.g. ball-sack, ball-bag? Or maybe just 'sack', 'bag', etc.? And your partner(s)? I suppose 'cod' is entirely obsolete? But it has been difficult to obtain such vernacular terms before the advent of forums [?fora] such as this.
But I have said too much already!
I look forward to hearing from other members in whatever capacity -- oh dear! It is IMPOSSIBLE to write on this subject without (I insist! unintended) innuendo -- which circumstance alone, affords reason for reflection, n'est-ce pas?!
So, fellow phallophiles, I bid you farewell for the nonce!
pip, pip!
TARVOSOGNATOS
P.S.
"I stole my fellow phallophile's filofax" and turned it into a tongue-twister -- odd how we twist tongues in English, but break them in German -- don't you think?! But now I'm showing off and need slapping down with nursey's pen! Oops, where did that come from?! [Eh? -- Ed.] | 
