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Side of Knoxville I didn't want to see, lol

Weird, but on one hand I had always wondered how it was he could consider himself a "bad boy" meanwhile, unlike Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Bam, and even Wee-Man, he didn't have the, um, balls to

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Old 12-21-2007   #1 (permalink)
henry miller is offline
Talking Side of Knoxville I didn't want to see, lol

Weird, but on one hand I had always wondered how it was he could consider himself a "bad boy" meanwhile, unlike Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Bam, and even Wee-Man, he didn't have the, um, balls to show his dick. This made me curious about what he was hiding; maybe he was really small.

Then seeing his penis was cool, because, I don't know, you always wonder how big stars are. But, I don't know, it's sort of a side of him I didn't want to see. It's kind of like, I don't know, I wouldn't want to see Tiger Woods' penis.

Okay, maybe what I'm saying is that I had thought Johnny Knoxville would be bigger than he is, and now my image of him is blown. He's just as average as I am, lol.
 
Old 12-21-2007   #2 (permalink)
yngjock20 is offline

Yeah, I never thought highly of Johnny's wang...but maybe he's a grower. It's prolly 6" at best.

The guy who I thought'd have a big dick is Steve-O. It's okay, but not at all as big as I'd hoped. Not like I was gonna get it anyway.
 
Old 12-21-2007   #3 (permalink)
agnslz is offline

I'm horribly clueless, but where did he show his penis?

I'd also wondered just why we never saw his dick in any of the Jackass group's offerings.

Edit: Nevermind. I really am clueless.
 
Old 12-21-2007   #4 (permalink)
chase1001 is offline

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Originally Posted by agnslz View Post
I'm horribly clueless, but where did he show his penis?

I'd also wondered just why we never saw his dick in any of the Jackass group's offerings.

Edit: Nevermind. I really am clueless.


still clueless here , where did he show his package???
 
Old 12-21-2007   #5 (permalink)
chaos973 is offline

jackass 2.5 just came out on blockbuster.com free watch
 
Old 12-21-2007   #6 (permalink)
prince_will is offline

doesn't faze me. the thought of him being average only adds to his personality and image. not every celeb out there has a big cock.
 
Old 12-22-2007   #7 (permalink)
henry miller is offline

Just dawned on me.... It's not that he's average. What I didn't want to see was him pissing. Kinda gross
 
Old 12-22-2007   #8 (permalink)
OmnibusGuy is offline

Eh looks average to me, bet he stills gets more action than your average joe because he's a celebrity. (groupies, gotta love em)
 
Old 12-22-2007   #9 (permalink)
IanTheTall is offline

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Originally Posted by OmnibusGuy View Post
Eh looks average to me, bet he stills gets more action than your average joe because he's a celebrity. (groupies, gotta love em)
The possibility of there being offspring resulting from his union with a groupie frightens me. Have any of you heard of him having done anything to remove his genes from the pool, intentionally stood to close to an x-ray emitter, taken a nap at the center of an active telecommunications satellite dish, etc.?
 
Old 12-24-2007   #10 (permalink)
henry miller is offline

So, I got a copy of it. Overall, 2.5 is ify. Not great, not bad. There are some good laughs here and there. But overall, it's just gross.

I was impressed, however, by how casually Johnny Knoxville tells Bam that the bullet for a gun looks like his penis, and then tells Bam to whip it out and compare the two. As Bam said, "How would you know?"

I remember in the Making of Jackass: Number Two" documentary, the director said, "When we finished the first movie, I thought to myself that I had just made the gayest movie ever. But I was wrong. Now I've made the gayest movie ever." Seeing the outtake footage, I agree.
 
Old 12-27-2007   #11 (permalink)
bjvixen is offline

and i passed that 1 up yesterday on boxing day!
 

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