Goddamn Atheists Are Pissing Me OFF!

God, what a bunch of losers.

It shouldn't surprise me, though.

So were a lot of Holidays. o_O;

O_o;

Do you really understand the kind of intolerance and disrespect that you preach?

"If they don't like it, they can just leave," you say. You're telling everyone who isn't like yourself to just fuck off.

When people have your attitude in other countries, they shoot each other. They set off car bombs in marketplaces on a Saturday afternoon. They kill women for having sex outside of marriage. They kill gays. They slaughter whole villages. They execute batches of dissidents in soccer stadiums for everyone to see.

You'd better be fucking HAPPY that you live in a country like this one. You HAVE NO CLUE how much hate & destruction occurs when attitudes like yours rule the land.

There isn't much that gets me riled up anymore, but lowlife assholes such as yourself deserve no respect from me. You earn none.

(btw, I think that Godwin's Law needs to be amended to include mentioning 9/11.. what a fucking worn-out event it's become, having very little relevance to anything else)

Wait a friggin' minute--we can get sex for Christmas?!? I didn't know you could include that in your letter to Santa! Man--next Christmas Eve can't get here fast enough!

Am I the only person who uses Christmas to celebrate time with my family instead of gifts or religious purposes?

Now for the really important question:

Is Santa cut or uncut?

God, himself, by definition, is, indeed, an atheist.

Isn't there an e-law that prevents resurrecting seasonal threads during the wrong season? If not, there should be.

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Originally Posted by cklover Jeez...I've ignored this thread forever because I respect everybody's personal feelings in this area. After reading the opening post, I just want to remind the very NICE, fun, sexy woman there that the majority of adults out here mind their own business in this VERY personal area.

Thank you for the compliments cklover. You are correct and I believe I explained this was meant to be tongue in cheek on page 3. I made a more formal apology for offending people on page 15 or so.

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Originally Posted by Alex Chambers Wait a friggin' minute--we can get sex for Christmas?!? I didn't know you could include that in your letter to Santa! Man--next Christmas Eve can't get here fast enough!

I didn't know this either! Do we get to choose who we want to have sex with?

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Originally Posted by frizzle Am I the only person who uses Christmas to celebrate time with my family instead of gifts or religious purposes?

Probably not. I tend to do a mix of all three.

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Originally Posted by simcha Now for the really important question:

Uncut, it keeps his head warm at the north pole.

It also protects him every time he "comes" down someone's chimney.

(btw, that's why Mrs. Claus wants a divorce -- he only comes once a year, and it's always down someone else's chimney!)

And how much of a bulge can he show in those baggy red pants anyway??!?

Indeed that's the BIGGEST question of all. If he's cut we know what he wants for Christmas.

And he's probably more of a shooter than a dribbler if he cums down the chimney.

I'm an Atheist but I like Christmas. Well I would like it a lot more if I ever got presents but still, it's fun. I do think people should say Happy Holidays though for the simple fact it always seems stupid to me when people say Merry Christmas for weeks before Christmas actually comes.

atheists are at their best when they are like carl sagan and at their worst when they are like joeseph stalin