Education Needed!!

Hi... can't believe I'm doing this, but it beats the porn sites. I recently connected with an old friend and we discovered we had a mutual "crush" (both of us were shy) which has turned into, let's just say, possibilities. We are both married, but not as happy as we were before becoming magnetically drawn together into a long distance cyber-sex / phone affair. He has kept me in his heart for 25 years and I have never forgotten him, so our feelings are bitter-sweet and a little intense. We are also 1200 miles apart, but he is still in my hometown and I will see him soon. We will undoubtedly make our cyber-sex reality but he is 11 in and the girth of a soda can! How do I please this man? I have a small mouth and a tight vagina... will I be able to pleasure him? He has never had a blowjob and since I wasn't able to be his first love, I want to give him his first (of many) blowjob(s). And judging by our "active" cyber/phone sex, this is a whole lot of man... so how can I go the distance with him without getting hurt? Would love some advice because it looks like he's had problems and I don't want to add myself to his list of disappointed lovers. Thank you

Considering that the vagina is designed to pass a baby's head through it, I strongly doubt that given enough time, patience, lubrication, love, and practice, that you won't have any problems with the girth.

Length could be a problem, but that's another story. ;-)

Well, if he really is that big, and a mature man, then he should be experienced enough to know to go slow. That is big, are you sure of the measurements?

A female member called Diamond may be able to give you more specific advice as she is most familiar with these dimensions.

except that during child birth the vagina often tears... I'd say that you should probably remain faithful to the person you married. Yuck.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's somewhat appalled that the OP is planning to cheat on her husband, her cyber-"crush" is planning to cheat on his wife... and she considers his accomodating his size to be what she needs "advice" about.

Exactly right Rob. Rather than worrying about girth you should be figuring out where you are going and what you are doing. If the marriage is broken, fix that or make a clean break of it. How do you know what you are acting on isn't the "thrill of cheating"? How do you know he isn't just having a "mid life crisis" moment?

Be careful is all I have to say. Love and lust are great, but cheating always leads to very messy outcomes. Protect yourself first.

Our thoughts are fine. In reality it's our actions that really matter. Think about what could happen because of your actions.

Welcoem to LPSG - I hope everything resolves itself for the best

Yes, but they're two adults. Who are we to judge what two consenting adults do? Their marriage is their business, and none of it is ours.

Start fisting yourself

HTH

Yes - their spouses are the ones to judge, assuming they aren't consenting.

I just found the OP ironic - it seems like the equivalent of asking for advice on fixing a leaky faucet after a tornado has torn your roof off.

Oh you are smart arent you? Except the other side of that coin is also not helping her. If Im not allowed to condemn her actions why is it ok to give her advice? What standard do I use exactly to decide wether or not to give someone advice? Do they simply have to ask and Im obligated? You tell me since Im apparently not alowed to judge someone else's actions.

And to the OP. Your way of thinking and behaving disgusts me.




Now hows that for judgemental?

One problem at a time....

one thing i do frown upon is adultery.

high five me, four inches.

o/\o