What can you tell about a woman's vagina by looking at her?

I need a woman with interior space, and I'd like to know how I can find one. Not loose, just big. A large, well-refined interior, like that of a Range Rover.

Women purport that they can tell the size of your wang by looking at your feet, ears, ethnicity, etc. But how can I track down a vagina ample enough for my immense girth? Does big feet=big vagina? Please help me in this endeavour. Sex with my breezie right now is an undue exercise in pain and suffering on her part.

Die.

LOL

Seriously? NO! The things you mentioned don't work for determinig cock size either. It is strictly trial and error. Deal with it, the rest of us do.

Never heard a question like that before. Place an ad looking for a loose chick.

that she has one?

Once again, NOT loose. Spacious, yet tight. Like how a female whale's vagina feels like to the male whale.

Range Rover size? I'd be thinking... hmm, so thats where my watch was.

Hahaha I like your style dude.. wide hip bones have always yielded snug caverns in my experience.

Can you please explain how you know what a whale vagina feels like?

Because I slept with your mother.

oh thats real fucking mature

FIRE-3 Oh yeah? Don't quit your day job hand fucking whales.

I agree with dirty1dirty2... I'm a girl though so I've never had the problem you're having... But it makes sense... idk though... I think the smaller the girl the smaller her pussy is... but I really don't know.

Hey, don't say mean things about BedHeadRed's mom!

xoxo

Fire-3, you're a douschebag. And not Summer's Eve, but some weird off-brand from the dollar store......