i sleep walk about every 3 years, dont know what triggers it, but i do, it seems to run in the family.........i also travel alot, in hotels a few days a week...........you guessed it........had a hot shower, went to bed, woke up in the hallway around 3 in the morning.........nude.........what a panic......i saw a carpet in front of the soda machine, so i wrapped that filthy thing around me to go down to the front desk to get a key.........i hear the elevator moving..........this old guy with briefcase looks at me and says....sleepwalking? i said yep..........he said he would go get my key for me.........of course, i knew he wouldnt be able to get a key to my room......so he follows me down the the front desk..........anyway, i got a key, and now in hotels always do boxers.......and when i was checking out the front desk clerk asks "how was everything in room 320?" bitch | 
