Hard-on: Most Embarrassing Situation

This is a question for the gents. Ladies can contribute if they have tales to tell. What is your most embarrassing hard-on situation?

I must have been 13 attending a private Christian Academy. Whilst sitting in Science class, with a raging hard-on I might add, and I was asked by my the teacher to stand up and hold the globe...so cringable

Back in college, we'd often sneak bottles of liquor into the dorms in pretty creative ways, and it became a sort of game to see how ridiculous/obvious you could be with getting anything inside. So one night I'm strolling into the building on my way back to my room, with not a drop of liquor on my person, but with a raging hard-on. My friend accosts me in the hallway, looks at my crotch, and goes "wow, you're packing today, alex" - honestly thinking that I had a bacardi bottle down my pants. He did it right as our resident advisor walked past of course, so I get the both of them standing there and eyeing up my bulge. My friend started cracking up and then went off elsewhere thinking he'd screwed me over, while I was left with the super awkward situation of explaining to the RA that I had nothing down there.

my sophomore yr in HS, geometry class. the brunette gal sitting next to me was one of the hottest gals around back then, not just the school, in the friggin city. I wouldn't even have to look at her, and I would get full wood. I got called on one day to work a problem on the chalk board, luckily I faced the chalk board most of the time. But about 1/2 the class saw and were snickering. It was common for me to walk out of class last, so my boner would go down before hitting the hallway.

Damn funny story, Sixofspades. Did it take you a while to convince the RA of your innocence?

That, is the most hilarious story i have ever read on here. That is PRICELESS.....uhhhh let me check out the Bacardi there Spade....make sure thats really what we think it is.

okay this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me with my dick... so im around 5'' inches soft and about 8'' hard. I was in the gym. After a long day of hard working out I went to take a shower. I had noticed this nice looking guy looking at me work. So after the shower I come out and this same guy is still looking at me. I'm straight but I think I might be a little bi-curious. When I am drying off my hair he looks at my dick at it was semi. Suddenly I get really hard and so did he. Suddenly my friend pops in and he is a total jock. He taps my dick and says "Dude why are you so hard"... i didn't know why. My friend went on to take a shower and the other guy left as soon as the tap. Seriously I had never been more embarassed.

I wonder if your friend got tuned on when he tapped your dick? You can always use the classic answer to your friend's question: "It just got hard for no reason!" It happens to all guys, young and old.

I was at a movie with my extended family and after like a gallan of pop i had a hard on that could break cement. I was in the middle of my family and my cousin's family. My cousin has always been really close with me and she may have had a crush on me when she was really young. So anyways my seat placement gave me the job of having to hold all the food; pop corn, and nibs. I was holding the pop corn and the nibs were on my lap. My cousin reached to grab the bag of nibs and instead grabbed my dick. I gagged and sat up as she squeezed it thinking it to still be the bag of nibs. She then realized and jumped back crying oh my god and looked at me in pure shock. I just started to mumble I shifted my dick quickly and thrust the nibs to her she than had pushed up against the other side of the chair. She just shook her head and said no. I have no sexual urge to be with my cousin and was very worried that something might happen to cause family problems or hell even legal god forbid. Things were awkward for a couple hours but seemed to by the next day we were cool. I am still really good friends with her and nothing happened with the event. My family at the time just thought I scared her to tease her during the film.

Oh man. What a horrifying situation!

I was invited to the gf at the time mothers for dinner....
during the course of dinner, the gf had been playing with me under the table..I thought maybe her mother knew...as at times she was giving me little winks and smiles. ( it kinda turned me on lol )

The GF nips off to the loo...and theres me...raging massive erection and the bomb drops....the mother asks me to pass her the botte of wine...

what could I do!?!?!?

I stood up and grabbed the wine as normally as possible.
She saw...and gasped. At that point the gf walks back in...her mom asked 'How the f@ck can you manage that!! '

Needless to say...embarassment all round

Still it turned me on ;) lol

i was on my bed getting a blowjob from my girlfriend and when i was about to bust a nut my sister walked in because my cock blockin cousin called my house phone, i ended up busting nut in my unerwear

I had a six hour flight once with an aisle seat, no one sitting directly next to me but a really old lady sitting by the window. I fell asleep and sometime while sleeping got extremely hard. I woke up with a flight attendant next to me trying to wake me and 70 something year old lady getting up. Both asking me if i would stand up to let the lady go by me to go the bathroom. I didn't even know i was hard yet. Then i stood up and felt my jeans pushing against my hard cock and the flight attendant immediately saw. Her eyes got wide and then she kind of snickered and looked away. So i had to figure out how to not let the very old lady see it, or the other nearby passengers.

well i already told this story in another thread but i think it applies here:

some of my friends and I went vacationing in europe a while ago and visited this nude beach. well our group split off and my friend, girl i've known since high school, was walking to the beach nude with me. more as a gag than anything else but a little awkwerd nevertheless.

anyway, we were on the outskirts of the beach in the forest path and heard this bitch having the orgasm of her life. chuckling to ourselves we snuck over and got a closer look: only to discover it was 2 girls riding their boyfriends.
we stopped to watch for a minute shaking with laughter when i looked down and realized i had an erection. i was pretty emberassd so i just pointed @ it jokingly saying "look what happened now." then she GRABBED it and made it spring up and down!! she just giggled and called me a horny basterd. then we walked off to the beach and it wore off. (i have to say i'm kinda glad she saw it hard, i'm much more of a grower than a shower haha)

You and your friend tap each others' cocks???