Punched in your butthole!

Monster,
Bet you've punch fucked a bit!

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HELL NO! It's a lie, an urban myth. Do that to me and expect to get kicked and hard.

If your mates tell you women like something and it sounds a bit unlikely it's usually untrue.

Actually, it's funny you mention shiatsu, because he's Asian and very serious about this. He says he can press his fist firmly between his woman's butt-cheeks and slam a quick punch (or two) against the area around her asshole--no penetration involved. It's supposed to loosen up her muscles back there, while also awakening the nerves inside her anus. Then he says they tighten back up, while's he fucking her, increasing pleasure for both.

Never heard of this shit and would really appreciate some testimonials, before I try it.

My testimonial is that it would hurt and it sounds like he doesn't give a shit about her pleasure.

I thought this is what he might have been talking about too... but I wasn't totally sure so I didn't open up another dangerous can of worms with him... he believes in punching assholes... well when I put it like that... hum.

I always thought a well oiled finger or two was sufficient, but-tt, I'm open-minded. Don't want to be sexually obsolete.

Sounds to me like he's setting you up for a fall.

Or a missing appendage...

Sounds like you know much more about butt relaxation than he does Trigon :)

well sure that works a bit
bu-tt
i wonder if i cud punch my own asshole
next time beforehand
?
and then see what difs it makes

Actually, it was an older woman, who showed me the finger trick. At the time, I was very young--knew nothing about foreplay and had never been in a vagina. All anal, before her.

I spit my water all over my monitor laughing at this one. The only nerves inside my anus you would be awakening are the nerves that send instant signals to my brain to deck you with both fists and lay you flat on the floor and kick you oh so hard until you are pulp. If a guy did that to me I'd probably go away to prison for a VERY long time.

Getting punched in the cornbox not Simcha's thing, I guess? Seems Princess isn't taking that train, either. I'm really getting an education here, folks!

Sleep-racist that I am, I'm still not entirely convinced it can't work. Asian guy tells you something like this you figure it's on the money, because he probably knows tai chi and accupuncture. Terrible, right?