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What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

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Old 11-03-2007   #1 (permalink)
jakeatolla is offline
From The Mouths of Babes

What, you ask, is "Butt Dust"? Read on and you'll discover the joy in a child's sincere originality. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six"

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read :
"The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..."
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"
 
Old 11-03-2007   #2 (permalink)
Pirate Wench is offline

Thanks....those remind me of those business and other signs that are misleading....like....

"The church ladies will be selling their clothes in the basement."

or the restaurant sign: "Now serving children"

Someone emailed me a pic of the back end of a septic tank service truck and the back of the tank had the message :
"Warning: may contain political promises"
 
Old 11-04-2007   #3 (permalink)
Not_Punny is offline

ROFLMBDO

(Rolling On Floor Laughing My Butt Dust Off !!)
 
Old 11-04-2007   #4 (permalink)
whatireallywant is offline

Funny stuff! I love stuff like this.

I especially liked the "What happened to the flea?" one.
 
Old 11-04-2007   #5 (permalink)
XGX
XGX is offline

gah, those are priceless.
 

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