Ever accidentally cummed on your own face?

Today during a particularly long jerking session (Thanks in full to stratedude), for the first time I accidentally shot my load on my own face. It was one of those long shots that catch you way off guard and hit the wall. I laughed at first, but as it sank it that I had CUM on my FACE I jumped in the shower hastily.
Now I KNOW this has to have happened to somebody else before. Anyone?

yea its happened to me too. it does catch u off guard because you're not even thinking about that possibility at the moment, nd u just feel cum land on your face. I laughed too. i washed my face pretty quickly though. also, sometimes when i get up after jacknig off, i can see cum spots on the pillow i had my head on. it happens.

What is the problem here, exactly?

I accidentally straddled my friend's face, that's similar.

LOL..."Ever accidentally cummed on your own face"? Did you ever expect to see that sentence? Just a side note "Hugh" (lol...okay) it would be cum not cummed. You still have time to edit that...Good luck and have fun

Yep, it can happen if you don't aim right!

No, I have always done it on purpose because I like it. So what is the big deal?

once. first time i had sex with an ex girlfriend, we got to the end and she wanted to watch me jerk myself off to climax. i was happy to oblige and it was incredibly hot, watching her watching me and all that...right up until the second i came and BAM! first shot, right in the eye. she was cracking up laughing, and i'm shouting for her to get me a towel because it's burning the fuck out of me. once i'd gotten it off, though, i couldn't help but laugh as well. :)

Uh... it happens to me a lot. Especially when I'm lying on my back and stroking. What can I say. I'm a long distance shooter. Always have been.

Yeah, I've hit myself in the face from time to time. Somehow I've never hit myself in the eye yet, but I know it'll happen eventually.

please fix the bullshit...do any of you have a clue? Continue...the next contributer is the Biggest loser to date...It will for sure be a male....c'mon give us a name.

Yeah, it's happened a few times. I just get a good laugh out of it and kinda puff up a bit about what a huge load I just blew....LOL

I've never accidently cum in my face. It's always been on purpose!!!! And not just only in my face, but straight into my mouth too so I could taste my hot load.

It wasn't an accident

Yes and i didnt waste a drop!