21f looking for horny guys!

hi im linda kelly, 21f looking to watch guys with cam and mic that show all!

i have a mic and lots of self nude pix

email/add me at kelly_caramel20@yahoo.com if you want to play!

i use skype usually would be good if u have it or can get it

How many times you plan on posting that, mister?

More fake than Pamela Anderson's tits.

lol Yeah, and Dolly Parton's too. I think he has enough victims.

will i do?

I have heard her voice, she is Australian sounded 100% female

here ya go, something for you to laugh at, i was bored at work :-)

* _:Hey, you horny?
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: a little whats ur skype name
* _: you got pics of your cock?
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: errr im a girl
* _: lol yeah right.......
* _: anyways
* _: have you or not?
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: LOLOL i am so no i dont
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: but im sure u can find some nice cock pix online
* _: then why dont you do the same? rather than posing as a female?
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: look i dont even know who u are and why u assume im not female but u must be pissed cos we didnt play or some shit
* _: lol
* _: nope
* _: take a little look on lpsg, you have your very own thread!
* _: saying about how you are posing as a female
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: and where do u think that came from?
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: that was my thread
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: and one guy who i DONT know responded with that
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: and hwo i have never talked to
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: cso they sassuemd all women on lpsg are fake
* _: no
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: yes
* _: its because they have caught you out
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: absolute crap
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: do u think im a FOOL
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: secondly if i was posing as awoman
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: and caught out
* _: the only way that you can actually be female, is from an operation
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: i would just make another name
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: and delete my thread
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: hahahaha
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: so clearly im not by leaving it
* _: based on your pics, they only done half a job
* _: and your adams apple gives it away
* _: along with your voice and the voice changing software you have running when you talk to people on mis
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: by the way u RETARD
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: check this out
Kelly lpsg Caramel20: 21f looking for horny guys!

There ya go "kelly" check it out ;-) LOL

No, she is an American.

voice changing software?? :S

Hi, Linda. I'm the Tooth Fairy. Leave your tits under your pillow and I'll swap you a shiny silver dollar for 'em.

haha if she really has any tits! maybe she does....maybe she doesn't- either way i bet she has a cock

yeah it shifts pitch etc

LOL...I just chatted with a "woman" who IMed me on Yahoo. Her profile said she was a lawyer who liked to be submissive. The pic was interesting, but what gave her away was that she said she liked to be "domonited"...she repeated this twice, so I know it was not a typo. Figuring that a lawyer would know how to spell, I asked her what a Writ of Habeus Corpus was...I never heard back from her. I sent a last note advising "her" to choose a profile that she could better support...like a store clerk or waitress.

I am constantly amazed.

"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it"

Seinfeld reference

Right on!

hahaha