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Do Aliens have bigger cocks than us?

Originally Posted by mercurialbliss They're not bigger but they're blue. Don't ask. It's very cold in deep space - you should have waited till he was a bit warmer. You mean Earth women aren't aliens

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Old 10-19-2007   #31 (permalink)
Drifterwood is offline

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Originally Posted by mercurialbliss View Post
They're not bigger but they're blue.

Don't ask.
It's very cold in deep space - you should have waited till he was a bit warmer.

You mean Earth women aren't aliens ?
 
Old 10-19-2007   #32 (permalink)
frizzle is offline

Of course. Haven't you seen Hentai?
 
Old 10-20-2007   #33 (permalink)
b.c. is offline

Haven't seen an Alien's dick (yet) so I wouldn't know. Met an alien chick once though...tail kept gettin in the way of the ass (IF I may be so crude and impolite).


Hello, hello... (Hola!!)
We're at a place called Vertigo (dónde estás?)
Lights go down and no one knows that you give me something...
I can feel your love teaching me, aahhhhh-aaahhh-aaahhh-aaahhh...
Your love is teaching me, aahhhhh-aaahhh-aaahhh-aaahhh...
How to kneel! Kneeeeel!!


Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!

 
Old 10-20-2007   #34 (permalink)
thk8plus4u is offline

I refuse to believe aliens have huge, massive cocks until
I see pictures.

I demand that someone post pictures of these ALIEN DICKS
immediately!!
 
Old 10-20-2007   #35 (permalink)
eddyabs is offline

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Originally Posted by thk8plus4u View Post
I refuse to believe aliens have huge, massive cocks until
I see pictures.

I demand that someone post pictures of these ALIEN DICKS
immediately!!

OK OK!

alien sex.jpg
 
Old 10-20-2007   #36 (permalink)
thk8plus4u is offline

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Originally Posted by eddyabs View Post

Dear God! I believe! I BELIEVE!!!!!!!
 
Old 10-21-2007   #37 (permalink)
feelthegirth is offline

I doubt it. We're barely evolved from monkeys, although we have much bigger cocks. Any alien species that has bigger genitals will be totally obsessed with sex and will probably rape us all.
Otherwise they might have better things to worry about, I'm sure any species which is so obsessed with sex would be unable to develop the technology to reach other planets.
 
Old 10-21-2007   #38 (permalink)
petergroot is offline

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Originally Posted by superlarge View Post
Have you noticed that in all the eye witness drawings of space aliens they have no bulges to indicate any flaccid size dick at all. So in order for them to have big dicks they would have to be the ultimate grower. They may not even have dicks.

I've read before that the 3-4 ft aliens are actually androids. So they may be produced with no dicks as they have no need for such. The taller aliens, known as greys, are not androids but they don't have bulges either and therefore my guess is they either have no need for the tool, or have very small dicks to go along with their lack of emotion.

I don't know if we should refer to them in such a cold term manner: "space aliens", as there is chance they may have actually saved us by mixing their dna with earth cavemen in order to create modern man (the "missing link" then occurred). They are family who have a cold calculated way of going about things. They are that way because they eventully did away with useless emotions ages ago. It's our emotions mixed with power that may be this planet's undoing.

That's why some aliens are hanging around, for they know we are bound to destroy or almost destroy ourselves sooner or later. It's why aliens are abducting humans, so as to create a more sensible intelligent being on earth.
it;s them or us..........
 
Old 10-21-2007   #39 (permalink)
dongalong is offline

I heard that the Greys don't have dicks, they are clones and they do use telepathy to fuck with your mind!

I wonder what happens in those UFOs after abductions? Maybe aliens with dicks gang rape victims and brainwash them to forget! If they have the technology they can get away with anything!
 
Old 10-21-2007   #40 (permalink)
SteveHd is offline

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Originally Posted by eddyabs View Post
Retouched?
 
Old 10-21-2007   #41 (permalink)
MartyInBklyn is offline

Ground Control to Major Tom
 
Old 10-21-2007   #42 (permalink)
Draconis71 is offline

Hmmmm....

Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrott
???!!!???

 
Old 10-21-2007   #43 (permalink)
quietguy is offline

Do aliens have bigger cocks? That's kinda like asking if they have blue skin.

Casey and Andy
 
Old 10-21-2007   #44 (permalink)
Hung Jon is offline

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Originally Posted by Drifterwood View Post
I have been worrying recently that all the aliens coming from outer space have bigger dicks than us humans (no doubt they are also uncut) and that they are planning to come here to fuck us all.

What do you think?

The only aliens who have super big dicks are the ones from the planet Magnus Penis in the Orion Cluster, and they're too busy fucking each other to bother with we poor earthings.
 

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