Comebacks to My Old Boy Friend's was Bigger

All4show · 10-12-2007

I have read several post here and and other sites and women like to put guys in their place with this comment. Regardless how big a guy is I think many women like to get in their head. I think many women that see a big one instantly like t oknock guys down to size by the comment. "My boy friend was bigger."

I have always been good at comebacks but I would like to see your thoughts.

Here a few:

My old boy friend's dick was bigger:

1. My old girl friend used to get me really excited and it grows another inch or two. ...I miss her.

2. That's not what he said.
3. So was mine.

lorne · 10-12-2007

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Originally Posted by All4show

I have read several post here and and other sites and women like to put guys in their place with this comment. Regardless how big a guy is I think many women like to get in their head. I think many women that see a big one instantly like t oknock guys down to size by the comment. "My boy friend was bigger."

I have always been good at comebacks but I would like to see your thoughts.

Here a few:

My old boy friend's dick was bigger:

1. My old girl friend used to get me really excited and it grows another inch or two. ...I miss her.

2. That's not what he said.
3. So was mine.

Your dad doesn't count and you were only 10

Geordie182 · 10-12-2007

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Originally Posted by lorne

Your dad doesn't count and you were only 10

rob_just_rob · 10-12-2007

"Funny, that's not what your sister said."

Trigon · 10-13-2007

Comments like "I'm used to dating guys with more money than you,"..or dating "taller guys than you,"..or [LOVE THIS ONE!] "I usually date only whites"--ALL this is bullshit. This manipulative punta wants you to think she's doing you a favor by letting you catch her farts on your ball hairs.

You're a man. Educate that bitch!

"So where the fuck is your boyfriend now? Who is he giving that big thing to right this minute, bitch,..because it sure isn't you getting it? Guess I'm doing you a favor letting you lick my balls, because your man not dealing with you or your manipulative bullshit anymore.

Bitch."

That's how you handle that. Don't ever let a headgame-playing punta bitch make you think she's doing you a favor by being with you. Fuck her like a mad three-legged dog, first, before you tell her about herself.

TheBeast · 10-13-2007

My ex had a tighter pussy, and didn't smell near as bad as yours does.

frizzle · 10-13-2007

My old girlfriend didn't have a black eye.

the_reverend · 10-13-2007

"....."

none of my girlfriends have ever said this. lol!

CUBE · 10-13-2007

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Originally Posted by TheBeast

My ex had a tighter pussy, and didn't smell near as bad as yours does.

...excellent

Willy_the_Wonka · 10-13-2007

"That explains the echo."

lorne · 10-13-2007

My other girlfriend puts out more.

rope9839 · 10-13-2007

Thank goodness. That means there is a chance you are gonna snap back in shape. I thought that sloppy fit might be all you offered.

lorne · 10-13-2007

Thats why I sent him to the glue factory

TheRob · 10-14-2007

I'd say "you should have seen the tits on my ex!"
but really I would probubly just not give her any sex

njqt466 · 10-14-2007

Angry much, Trigon?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trigon

Comments like "I'm used to dating guys with more money than you,"..or dating "taller guys than you,"..or [LOVE THIS ONE!] "I usually date only whites"--ALL this is bullshit. This manipulative punta wants you to think she's doing you a favor by letting you catch her farts on your ball hairs.

You're a man. Educate that bitch!

"So where the fuck is your boyfriend now? Who is he giving that big thing to right this minute, bitch,..because it sure isn't you getting it? Guess I'm doing you a favor letting you lick my balls, because your man not dealing with you or your manipulative bullshit anymore.

Bitch."

That's how you handle that. Don't ever let a headgame-playing punta bitch make you think she's doing you a favor by being with you. Fuck her like a mad three-legged dog, first, before you tell her about herself.