Comebacks to My Old Boy Friend's was Bigger

senor rubirosa · 10-20-2007

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Originally Posted by lorne

Your dad doesn't count and you were only 10

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Originally Posted by lorne

Thats why I sent him to the glue factory

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorne

you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborghini is?
Lamborghini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.

Hey, lorne ... not normally my type of joke but very funny.
I'm an (ex-)Albertan myself. Howdy.

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Originally Posted by Willy_the_Wonka

"That explains the echo."

Devastating, Willy. Very good.

lorne · 10-21-2007

[quote=senor rubirosa;1068222]Hey, lorne ... not normally my type of joke but very funny.
I'm an (ex-)Albertan myself. Howdy.

I don't hate horses just figured it'd work with the his was bigger. My brain is meaner than I am.

earllogjam · 10-21-2007

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Originally Posted by All4show

I think many women that see a big one instantly like t oknock guys down to size by the comment. "My boy friend was bigger."

- Is that why you walk like you have a potato chip shoved up your ass?

- That would expain the stretch marks around your mouth or are you a smoker too?

- He must of stretched you out like a gopher hole because you smell like something died in there.

- It must have been awful painful for him. You are the only bitch I know whose cunt is so worn out it has callouses.

Shelby · 10-22-2007

It's all relative.

The Goodyear Blimp appears small in the Grand Canyon.

Drifterwood · 10-22-2007

He needed to be.

Goodbye.

Mr. Snakey · 10-23-2007

His mind is a bad Neighbor

icem · 10-24-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by lorne

you know the difference between you and my old by friend?
my old boy friend was bigger

responce
you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborgini is?
Lamborgini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.

LOL

Fredro · 10-24-2007

Just tell her "even a 747 looks small if you park it in the grand canyon".

All4show · 10-24-2007

My old boy frined was bigger.

Response

Do worry, I think it gets bigger when I am really excited. My old girl friend's hot body used to get me so hard. (look of in the distance with glazed eyes and say) ....I miss her.

NineInchCock_160IQ · 10-24-2007

How about

1. no he wasn't

or

2. okay, I'm not such a twat that I would actually care about something so stupid.

Comebacks to My Old Boy Friend's was Bigger

Originally Posted by lorne Your dad doesn't count and you were only 10 Originally Posted by lorne Thats why I sent him to the glue factory Originally Posted by lorne you know what the difference