Comebacks to My Old Boy Friend's was Bigger

My old girlfriend didn't give me as much lip

"So?"

Seriously, though, any girl who tries this manipulative bullshit is bad news. Unless she's just a fuckbuddy or booty call, it's not worth it put up with that kind of crap.

HAHA nice call.

This shouldn't make me laugh, but it did

I feel the need to educate you.

1. As my homegirl NJQT would also tell you, jack-rabbit sex does not always make a good impression.
2. Puta means whore. Punta means point. Please memporize this. You sound ignorant.
3. Misogyny is not sexy. In my house, misogynists get their asses handed to them, and any "man" who thinks maleness is equivalent to superiority can get none of what he wants over here. You should try to keep women ignorant of your low opinion of them as a gender.

Yes. You can tell how often he hears that. What does that say about him that he attracts these women? What does it say if so many have that opinion? I didn't see that you had responded when I responded to him.

Ask her this,

"How the hell could you tell how big anyone was? That thing is like putting your dick in a bowl of soup."

The only women who would say this to you are not worth keeping anyway, so make her feel like shit because that was why she said it to you.

Punta and puta vary, I guess, depending on where you go. Where I'm from, it's punta.

And my comment was intended as satire, so I don't need your fucking education! And I don't no stinking badges either, bitch!

Back to the question...Girls do not have a right to play you because they're pissed off at the last guy, who screwed them over. When a women keeps telling you shit like, "The last guy was __er than you," you're being played, and you should call her on that pathetic, manipulative bullshit.

Women rarely waste their time with a man, who doesn't satisfy them, because guys are lined up to fuck them. They pretty much have their pick. So, if your girl is that displeased with you, she wouldn't be with you.

She needs to smile, shut the fuck up and take that dick.

Yeah, I would literally say, "that right? OK" and just leave if I heard that, never call back, never answer the phone either.

Best!

LOL!

You are awesome.

double

you know the difference between you and my old by friend?
my old boy friend was bigger

responce
you know what the difference between a dead bitch and a lamborgini is?
Lamborgini always looks good but I don't have one in my garage.

I echo all of your sentiments, but I wouldn't be so aggressive...

Consider her words, understand the underlying theme behind them, and discard her quickly with no explanation.

It's better to dwell on a rooftop, than in the house of a contemptuous woman...

...OB