UK Premiership Footballers

I am fairly sure Brian Dean would have given me a serious smack in the mouth if I had whipped out a camera.

Cristiano Ronaldo has a huge penis.
Where are those bulge pics of him? There is one of him in a little red speedo on a boat, trying really hard to keep its contents in.
There is also a pic of him going commando in a pair of jeans with an impressive bulge extending quite a distance down his leg.
These are both on the same website - a blog about celebrity penis?

It helps having a third leg when you're the best striker in the Premiership...

He's one of the few footballers who doesn't mind going commando on the pitch. Amazing, considering what he is clearly packing down there.

There's a couple of rugby kit pics in my gallery.

I can't get over how hot these pictures are... I'm almost at lost for words makes you think of other hot footballers out there

If you're wondering what Sol Campbell is packing, I think this pic will tell you.

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I thought Dwight Yorke had the biggest dick in football? Even manager Alex ferguson made public jokes about it. Ask Jordan, she should really know.. I have a pic somewhere if I can find it!

I have a friend who works at the ticket office at Birmingham City. She confirms from Dwight Yorke's brief and unlamented stay at St Andrews that he is huge. Ugly as sin, though. Dion Dublin clearly had the biggest cock among recent premiership footballers. Going further back, I don't believe I've ever seen a footballer with a bigger cock than John Barnes, none of the current crop can compare. He was gorgeous too, and with great charm and charisma, with great legs, and tight tight shorts were in fashion when he played. He was said to be a fantastic lover by some bint who kissed and told in one of the tabloids, if you believe what you read in the papers.

Marlboro woman, you look like that bird who had "relations" with half the FA PLEASE tell me its you!! Faria something... Is it you? She was secretary at the FA & you seem to know a lot in that area! Ive come over all Miss Marple now(well, not literally).... Here's a Dion shot to tempt the truth from you!

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How dare you force me to look at a photo of an Aston Villa player!

A bit disappointed actually, Dion is obviously big, but not that big.

I think you mean Faria Alam!

Sven was 'a seagull with a roving eye' - Times Online

(note that photo is from the Times by the way)

She does look a bit like me doesn't she, she even dresses like I do.

Coming back to the subject of current top footballers, they are all up their own arseholes anyway, and in my experience, men like that are crap in bed anyway.

anybody have any pics from ruggerbugger.com?

alan smith is hung like a donkey!! and wayne rooney as a fat 1!
i heard a friend used to be a wank buddy in his teens with ronaldo!!!

Sorry but I am reliably informed that Wayne Rooney has a very small one.