Sexiest thing to buy at a sporting goods store?

I love Whole Foods. Great store, and the eye candy is always abundant. I'm sure everyone will love watching you shop. If I were in your store while you were there, I'd probably knock over a display of olive oil with the cart as I was cruising you. I have that kind of luck!

K-Swiss Tennis shoes
White Tennis shorts and shirt
Playing with my friend Greg!

Jockstrap.

If you left the house more and put half the effort into socializing that you put into that Rube Goldberg Fleshlight I bet you could get a girlfriend.

A jock was the last sexiest thing I bought at a sporting goods store.

a brazilian ju jitsu gi

An M-7 shoulder holster in black leather.

Damn i'd love to run into you in public wearing those shorts. I cut the liners out of all my shorts - feels so much better to swing free and show off :)

I went to Dicks....thinking it was a place where I could get this old one of mine replaced/repaired or i was chicks looking for Dicks....boy was suprised when I got there and it was a sporting goods store.....I am not into sports so I left.

would have to be a nice white jock to expose my hole or a tight pair of lycra swim trunks to tear a slit in rear for easy entry (faints)

Jockstrap, no contest.

Ive bought speedos and running shorts in an athletic store before and now I kinda wanna try a swimmer jock to work out in; see if thats comfortable at all but none of the athletic stores have em here or even know what Im talking about heh. The only jocks they have are for hockey and such /shrug

A really nice pair of skates, but I'm just really odd like that.

A nine iron.

Those cotton briefs in urban camo pattern are always worth a try.

A gun.