you mean you don't have those anti cock/boner shorts aw shit they were on sale at walmart last week. worst thing that ever happened to me at work was
I got a hard on and normally I can work around it. I just push it up under my belt or run it horizontally along my stomach. but I was a solid one. and it pushed inside out my pocket. (think like someone showing no change) and stuck out sideways a couple inches or so so not subtle. I was reaching a box up high so the safe guard of my shirt was pulled up and this hot tangerine blond cashier was walking by says nice abs and than as she passes taps my cock head with her pen and say careful i could tear my shirt on that. the tap made me totally swoon and I knocked the stack of boxes down. She was painfully flirty. The next time she was in the back she was looking for a specific sku number and called for my help. i turn the corner and she is bent completely over legs straight and separated pointing at the bottom box reading the numbers and tapping it with her pen. I swear to god i just about died at the gorgeous view in her tight black skirt and stalkings. i later noticed like a dozen near the top of the stack that matched the one she wanted. She was wearing panties but certainly didnt hide much. I make sure to volunteer for her "stupid" tasks as my coworkers call them | 
