you fucked what?

A camera tripod (well, part of it anyway)

Hot pics Industrial, and SP you are so funny.

The rediculously dildo shaped tube that my protien supplement came in.

(brand available upon request!)

Kinky.....no way! Hot.....damn certain!

A Rhodesian ridge back.

Myself.

My wife told me to do so after an argument.

Mashed potatoes. No but seriously, I once hooked up with a lesbian. I got the whole "this isn't like me, what the hell's going on" routine, but I guess she must've just been confused about herself. I'm not sure that anyone is 100% anything anymore.

Putting too many purchases on my credit card and not being able to pay the bill.

A lot of my exes are pretty bizarre....

I want to hear more about Mr. Ed and the Gorilla. Is it true that Gorilla's are bottoms? Did you meet him in a bar? Was it a one night stand after too many Bananas?

A portable toothbrush holder and a large glass beeker.

the handle of a hairbrush

So true and never forget your tender brown meat.

i once ..... and only once mind .... shoved a pack of mini mars bars there one by one

I plead the 5th .... :)