This is so close to true to life that it's hilarious. Back in high school a bunch of us went camping, there were 5 girls and three guys. Two of the girls were dating the two other guys so it was still really good odds for me and I figured I would be getting laid. So we got more and more drunk and as the night progressed things got more and more overtly sexual. At one point, two of the girls were talking about their boobs and who's were better. So naturally that led to them lifting up their shirts and the three of us judging. The other three girls also decided to jump in. Since the guys could obviously only vote for their girlfriends it was really up to me and I made the most of it saying I needed a little hands on experience. So I did some fondling and found my winner. So then the girls said "Your turn". The other guys didn't get it but I knew exactly what they meant. So I said "it's cold out here, I'm gonna have to get hard first so I don't look like a chump" The girls laughed at this but they agreed that a flaccid dick isn't that exciting anyway. So each of us guys went into a different tent to get ourselves hard. Man, I was so fucking turned on at this point that I didn't really need to go to the tent at all because I had popped my own tent. Now, I'm not saying I'm huge, and I didn't really have any idea how I stacked up against these other guys, but I knew that I had a nice enough dick that it was going to entice these girls and probably expedite me getting laid. So we all three come out of the tents sporting out respective wood. I tried my hardest not to laugh out loud, the single girls weren't so kind. They laughed their asses off at the other two guys before even noticing me. One of the other guys was maybe average in length but really really skinny, like I'm talking thinner than my flaccid cock. His hand dwarfed it and the funniest part was he had this look of swagger on his face, like he thought he was working with something special. The other guy I just felt bad for. There was no way he thought he was even average. It was small, and a little crooked. I think it would be generous to him to say that he was half my size in both length and girth. His girlfriend had covered her mouth in embarassment and blurted out "He's really good with his tongue" By comparison, my 8 inches of straight girthy pole looked enormous and I just let it flop there in the wind as everyone watched it. They were all a little mesmerized so I decided to get it back to the jovial mood and said "So...who wins?" and all the girls scoffed and said "YOU!!!" to which I pulled up my pants and went over to sit by the fire. Now, as I had said before, everyone had been nice and drunk so the flirting was much more sexual than normal at this point. To my surprise though, the most flirty girl was Megan, the girlfriend of the somewhat average looking guy. She was all over me almost pushing the other girls away from me, asking me about my cock, talking about how much she would like to have that. I was slightly worried about it because her boyfriend was sitting three feet away. At one point she said "mmm I bet YOUR cock can REALLY fill me up" insinuating that she wasn't getting filled up by her current boyfriend. He stood up and said "Hey, thats enough, you're still my girlfriend" to which she replied "Not now, I know what I need now and you dont have it." I was in shock. I thought he was going to go apeshit but he just stomped off, got into his car and left. I had never liked the guy so this was sort of sweet for me, but I still didn't think anything was going to come of it with her. I was dead wrong. She grabbed me by the arm and started to lead me to a tent. All the other girls said "hey, no fair" to which she said "alright girls, how about we test his stamina? Play rock paper scissors for who goes next and I'll do my best to be quick." I was absolutely floored. I had known these girls for a good while so I didn't think that they were like this. But immediately 3 of the girls started playing rock paper scissors. The last girl, amy, was a really nice girl and was/still is in love with her small cocked boyfriend so they just went to another tent and started moaning with eachother, I can only assumed the moaning was caused by mouths though. Anyway, so when I got into the tent Megan immediately ripped her clothes of and shucked my pants like an oyster. I was standing there, hunched over in a tent getting the most energetic blowjob of my life while I could hear three other girls outside trying to decide who would fuck me next. The words Megan said next were among the hottest I've ever heard. She pulled my cock out of her mouth and gasping for breath she said "God! You've got such a beautiful monster of a cock. You're such a real man. God, you're going to ruin me for all these little boys."