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Any Encounters with Cops In Uniform??

Would love to hear of any sexual or non sexual encounters with uniformed cops.....what happen? What did this uniformed stud look like? How big did look in or out of uniform? Love to hear your

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Old 09-29-2007   #1 (permalink)
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Any Encounters with Cops In Uniform??

Would love to hear of any sexual or non sexual encounters with uniformed cops.....what happen? What did this uniformed stud look like? How big did look in or out of uniform? Love to hear your stories and your encounters.
 
Old 09-29-2007   #2 (permalink)
CBS1 is offline

well could tell that here where I live outside USA is not impossible last week I went to a porno theater and saw this handsome uniformed cop that put something to block the view from people seeing his name tag and he was walking inside the place Whit a huge hard on inside his cops pants looking for someone to fuck him or get fuck in public view, unfortunately i wasn't the one he piked, Also in the USA Georgia I saw a Georgia state patrol fucking a truck driver in a abandoned rest area near covington, Do you thing they also don't have sex encounter? sure they do but they are afraid the law in the USA is too tuff.
 
Old 09-29-2007   #3 (permalink)
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I've had plenty of non-sexual encounters with uniformed law enforcement. All unpleasant.
 
Old 09-29-2007   #4 (permalink)
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I was naked and just about to fuck my friend in my van when a cop pulled up behind us.. we were out in the middle of nowhere... there was not a single car for 10 minutes at least except this cop. He came around the side.. i managed to get my bathing suit back on.. he asked if we were drinking... we said no we were hanging out.. he blushed and said have a good night.
 
Old 09-29-2007   #5 (permalink)
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,
then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
 
Old 09-29-2007   #6 (permalink)
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hope that made you guys and girls smile..!
 
Old 10-01-2007   #7 (permalink)
titan1968 is offline

It did, thanks.

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hope that made you guys and girls smile..!
 
Old 10-01-2007   #8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by InDepth View Post
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a
bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked "What's your hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,
then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."



HAhaHAAA...HAAA!!! Oh man, that made my day!
 

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