Dongalong & Andro Man - A myth?

I challenge anyone to refute the claims of the Wrey Discovery Institute, that the postings of Andro Man and Dongalong are actually random artifacts of the Internet network, and not actual intelligent agents.

My proof in support of this is irrefutable and iron-clad. It goes as follows:

1) Anyone who thinks this is a bogus argument is clearly close-minded and refuses to think for themselves.

2) They laughed at Thomas Edison.

3) The holders of the conventional wisdom have an agenda of protecting their careers or they are on the take.

4) There are good popular books in the bookstores about this right next to The Davinci Code.

5) There are some neat videos about it too with really dramatic music.

6) Real scientists are fools.

7) Darwinists have an atheist agenda. Some might even be gay.

8) Darwinism is responsible for Naziism.

9) Al Gore eats a lot and flies on jets that consume fossil fuel.

10) If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

QED

I see!!! Someone allowed the reptilian illuminati globalists into LPSG!!!

Where's David Icke when you need him!!!!

I've a question for Dr. Sneezy: How do you feel your area of expertise contributes to this research project?

In answer to your question, we felt that having as many different areas of expertise as possible outside of the field of internet phenomena would help us to focus on the phenomena.

We felt that those who are actually experts in the field of internet phenomena itself are too close to the subject to be truly objective

Thank You,
Dr. Sneezy

This is correct. I too, know so little about the subject, that only I can be objective.

We here at the Wrey & The Seven Doctors Discovery Institute would like to extend a warm welcome to our esteemed colleague, Justasking. We would also like to extend to him an honorary seat within our hallowed halls in recognition for his fine work in the field of non sequitur correlative analysis.

Totally off the subject, but I thought I would share...

I used to have a bumper sticker that said, "I used to be Snow White, but I drifted..."

I am sincerely and deeply honored, Dr Wrey. I have spent a lifetime not studying this topic, so I am ready to begin my work. Where is the video camera?

See? This vindicates our theory, Dr Wrey. We must sign up Dr. Meg immediately. She is adorable and would certainly be great on camera.

*blush* Do I get to be naked?

It's worse, dong. The Illuminati have joined forces with the Trilateral Commission. They have us both spiritually and economically.

Dr. Meg, your question will require some extensive research. We should begin collaboration immediately.

Therefore I am, I think.